Could Batman defeat the ‘Gender Bender’ or is the caped crusader pending for a bending?
Is Bender prepared? (sorry, it’s just annoying to keep hearing it the other way)
Bender will take out the Caped Crusader without much trouble.
First, he’ll steal the utility belt.
Then will probably belch fire at Batman after having drunk some copious amount of alcohol.
Bender is the clear cut choice in this battle. For that matter, I’d like to know of anyone who could beat Bender.
While I agree that Bender would finish off Batman like a bottle of cheap booze, I don’t think he could handle either The Crushinator or Roberto. Oh, and let’s not forget the Robot Devil.
Bugs Bunny could take Bendi down. - Bugs has the moves,he’s got the smarts, and perhaps crucially, he has the off-planet experience if it all goes zero-G
Well, Magneto could probably beat Bender.
Bender would just bend him.
IMHO, the only preparation Bender needs against Batman is deciding what shape to bend his Batarang, Bat-Utility belt and Batmobile into.
How about Bender vs. Maria the Robot from Metropolis?
I will have to concede this battle to Magneto.
Bugs Bunny would have no chance against Bender! Bender intelligence far exceeds that of Elmer Fudd, and Elmer Fudd couldn’t put a bending on anyone.
Bender, if he’s been drinking. And he’s always drinking, since he needs the alcohol to function.
Bender vs. Unicron! 
Bender clearly has the advantage because he has zero sense of fair play…he’ll do whatever it takes.
Bender will make Batman bite his shiny daffodil ass.
Maria, being the pre-formatted slut that she is, will leave the next morning, before Bender wakes up. She will have his wallet, credit card, keys, and will have called the recycling company to pick him up for cash.
Well, he beat the crap outta Johnny #5.
Batman’s toast, but I’d lay money on Trogdor. He’d just grab him in that big beefy arm and burninate.
To say nothing of the spine-itties and the angry eyebrows.