Batman Vs Cecil Adams

I’d say it’s a draw because they are both equally prepared.

Batman would hit Cecil in the head with a shovel while Cecil did a Google-search for “how to kill Batman.” While Cecil did another Google-search for “emergency first aid,” Batman would finish him off.

Yeah, but then Cecil gets the staff writers to jump in front of him and take the beatings while he prepares his barbed weapons of sarcastic doom.

It’s been done, folks.

Of course, Cecil wins.

Cecil wouldn’t need to do a Google search, he’s been the smartest human alive since before the internet!

Does Cecil have a 1920’s style “Death Ray?”

Cecil would threaten to reveal Batman’s secret identity, and thus cow Batman into submission.

Cecil, being the smartest person on earth, knows that Batman is really Well, I don’t know, but Cecil would

Sorry, but Batman always wins. Even Cecil would know this, since he is the smartest person alive. Cecil might stand a chance if he can take out the army of Batman writers with some witticism or something.

Well, neither truly exists.

Give me a fucking break.

Nope, no fucking breaks allowed. Nor smoke breaks. You get a lunch break and two bathroom breaks.

Actually what would happen is they would figure out that they have been pitted against each other by a nefarious third party. Then Bats would kick the evildoer’s arse and afterwards Cecil would compose a scathing column belittiling everything about the foe and featuring references to “SDSAB Member Batman”.

Batman, as Cecil would never show up.