Starbuck is Adama’s illegitimate daughter.
The food shortage will be solved by legalized cannibalism.
Baltar builds a wisecracking robot out of salvaged Centurion parts.
Ellen Tigh applies to become a Viper pilot. Hilarity ensues.
Boxy is a Cylon.
A mandatory breeding program is instituted for all fertile females, who take turns staffing a “pleasure ship”.