BBC thought Python was "sadistic" and "disgusting"

He’s not the Messiah, he’s only a very naughty boy!

No realli! She was Karving her initials on the penguin with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: “The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist”, “Fillings of Passion”, “The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink”.

Go away or I shall taunt you a second time, you silly English, er, Norwegian person.

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Back when I was young, even the COMMERCIALS on BBC1 were sadistic and disgusting … and we LIKED them that way!

Voom - that channel wouldn’t voom if you put 40 million volts through it

A Flying Circus, well, that might rark things up a bit.

Si

What do you mean, “sadistic” and “disgusting”, you festering heap of parrot droppings? Your type really makes me puke, you vacuous, toffee-nosed, malodorous pervert!

What’s all this, then?

I’m confused here: did the penguins take over Monty Python, or did the penguins take over the BBC?

odd that penguin bein’ there, isn’t it?

So…
The BBC wanted something completely different?

They wanted a man with three buttocks.

Thank you for your post, Mrs. Attenborough.

Burma!

Why did you say “Burma”?

This here’s the wottle, the emblem of our land! You can stick it in a bottle, you can hold it in your hand!

(I’m kinda curious to see if we can’t reenact the Bruces sketch with no help. I wonder how close we could get to it.)

I think we can do it if we put our minds together, Bruce. But I’ll have to ask the mods to change my user name to Bruce: It’ll be less confusing that way.

Good idea, Bruce! I think we need to draft new rules for the philosophy department at the University of Wallamaloo.

I don’t want to be a pissant pedant, Bruce, but it’s spelled Woolloomooloo – though the locals call it the Loo for short, for obvious reasons.

(And the Loo is not to be confused with the “loo”, which is what the Poms call the dunny.)