Just lost my job. Didn’t wake up in time…again. Now I’m leaving it up to the Teeming Thousands of the SDMB to pick my next job.
Well, first you have to update your profile. It says you work at a teddy bear factory…
Qualifications:
lazy
undependable
apathetic
I’d recommend ditch digger, but those things don’t dig themselves.
Good timing, I just happened to delete the Teddy Bear part of my profile.
I wouldn’t say that I’m lazy or apathetic. I try hard to not sleep in (I even stay up nights thinking about it), and when I’m late I do care. I guess I can’t get out of that undependable thing, though. I can’t promise I’ll show up on time, but you can bet that once I get there I’ll get everything done and done well with a smile on my face. Guess I better invest in a shovel.
Good timing, I just happened to delete the Teddy Bear part of my profile.
I wouldn’t say that I’m lazy or apathetic. I try hard to not sleep in (I even stay up nights thinking about it), and when I’m late I do care. I guess I can’t get out of that undependable thing, though. I can’t promise I’ll show up on time, but you can bet that once I get there I’ll get everything done and done well with a smile on my face. Guess I’d better invest in a shovel.