Whoo hoo!!! This is my 500th post!! yay!!! ::does a happy dance::
So now that I can officially throw a post party I have no idea what to wear. Hmmmm decisions decisions.
::turns on some dance music::
Okay everyone don’t be shy now!
Shake whatcha momma gave ya!
Booze is to the left snacks and stuffs to the right nobody mess up anything or you’re cleaning it up! Well okay you can mess up stuff… but just a little…
:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
/me shakes her booty. 
WOOHOO!! Happy day, TalkinSquirrel! Five hundred. Wow. 
Well, any time Silver is here, there MUST be a party. Niiiice booty. 
Hey, congrats, TS, and many more posts!
but i think there’s something you may have overlooked. there’s a new rule on the SDMB that you may not have realized existed, and since i’m sure i have read the terms and agreements more recently than you have, i’ll tell you about it. they recently decided that at every poster’s 500th post, to encourage newbie retention, said poster must send $15 to the newest newbie on the board… which is me. so i’ll just go ahead and cancel that check i wrote you for the “registration fee”… sound fair?
but congrats anyhoo. i can only dream that someday i will post as prolifically as you.
You haven’t been to many of these have you?
Clothing is optional at best.
Congrats to my favourite SpeakingRodent. Here’s to many, many posts.
Thanks everybody!
Hey Silver! Damn girl you can really shake that thang can’t you?
Don’t worry White (can i call you that? thanks :D) give this place some time and you won’t have a life either!
I’m not a rodent! I’m a squirrel! Yes I know that the squirrel is in the rodent family… but I’m much cuter than any old rodent!!
::puts on Back that azz up:: Aright silver care to dance?
Fellas, if ya need help, use ginseng!
Happy 500th TS, keep up the…uh… work.
Wow. Thanks.
TalkinSquirrel: Dance? Suuuuure…
…I spit on your party… patooey
…I fart in your general direction…
Tree rat.
Who wants to play pinata? Whammo would make a great one don’t you think?
Whoo hoo Silver is gonna dance with me!!
Too bad I can’t dance.
Just as long as it’s not one like we had over in the “party of evil” thread :eek: .
Happy 500, Talkinsquirrel!
May you always have enough nuts to last the winter-
And may you have a wonderful time at your party!
Scotti
Happy 500, TS. Someday I hope to make it there.
Now that I’m here, where is my drink? And no jello wrestling? No naked twister? You call this a post party?
Okay, just got here, happy 500th, Squirrell! I’ve got the truck all loaded up with twister, jello, and more booze than the average person will ever see in his lifetime. So let’s live it up!
I forgot to mention its byobjant (bring your own beer jello and naked twister) I work at burger king, I aint rich you know
Scotticher said:
I think I’ll have an uncharacteristic attack of good taste and leave that one alone.
Happy 500, TS.
Cool! Happy 500th, TS! I’ve enjoyed reading your posts. Well, most of them.
{{{{{{TS}}}}}} kiss!
Now, where’s the booze and goodies? And, did someone bring a Naked Twister game?
And, Myster Ecks? Good for you! Such admirable restraint should be rewarded. kiss! {{{{{{MysterEcks}}}}}}
Now, see, this is what I have always said about you, my darlin’, and no matter WHAT everyone else said, I have
defended you to the death, and said that it is uncharacteristic of you to have good taste.
(I’m not sure that came out the way I meant it to…
)
purplebear said:
<blushes> {{{{{{purplebear}}}}}} <kisses purplebear>
(Oh my God…I just used another smilie…)
Scotticher said:
And don’t think I don’t appreciate you defending my honor, Scotti.
(And another one…Talkinsquirrel, your thread is gonna ruin my rep.)