This is just a stupid child hood game I used to play when I was alone in the bathroom. I was wondering if anybody else played it. My theory is that all men have, and all women don’t know what it means. But that’s just a gross generalization eh?
Yup. It’s nearly as much fun as the “How Many Times Can You Circumnavigate the Lake?” game. 
Errrr… I’m a man, but I don’t have a clue. Beat the flush? Please enlighten me.
Pull the toilet flush first, then start peeing and finish before the flush stops ?
I dunno, it’s a guess… maybe he played poker with himself before discovering other adolescent joys.
I think I recall an old habit of trying to pee a lap of the bowl without actuallly hitting water - question of tactics, aim and pressure. It made me the man I am today.
Oh yep, now I get the Dog’s lake game. Similar.
Wasn’t it great being a kid !!
What’s the scoop on dealing with stray pubes in public urinals ?
Whatdaya mean “used to play”?
:: looks around ::
:: sees people staring at him ::
:: wonders if this admission has blown his chance to be Chief Justice of the Supreme Court ::
:: Imagines the following interchange between myself and Ted Kennedy ::
“Mr. Fenris, you’ve admitted to playing “beat the flush”.”
“I can explain, Senator!”
“No need, Mr. Fenris. We’ve heard quite enough.”
“But EVERYONE does it!”
“That will be all, Mr. Fenris”
Fenris
Know thy bladder. Know thy penis. Know thy toilet.
Then and only then can you finish the moment before the toilet does and not suffer the humiliation of flushing twice.
I should have called this thread ‘Fun with urine’ oh well.
How about ‘crossing the streams’ with your best friend when you both find yourselves peeing together in the woods. And you will find yourselves peeing in the woods. It eventually happens to each and every male, unless of course you never really lived. I’ve always wondered if that’s where they got that bit for Ghostbusters.
Oh, and yes I still play it too. And I am a master at it. And Fenris if Kennedy does rag you for it, just mention this word “Tublecane,” if that doesn’t work there’s another word but I wont mention it here.
On a slightly different track, but sort of like peeing in the woods…
While driving back from Belgium to Germany one night, Mrs. ShibbOleth declared one day that to be able to say that you have truly visited a country, you should have pissed on the ground there. This was taken from the concept of dogs “marking their territory”.
But just try explaining this to the Luxemborgian constabulary at three o’clock in the morning…
You are not alone Fenris
I used to cut up little stips of paper (a straw wapper was the best) and then make a little floatilla of ships that would be destroyed by torrential downpour of hurricane Zebra.
It’s Davey Jone’s locker for the lot of you!
I was once at a very crowded bathroom at a baseball game. There were very long lines, and I overheard a guy saying “Now this is one place where a full house beats a straight flush.”
There must be something genetic about this. My six and four year olds figured that game out all by themselves.
Sean: “I have to pee!”
Bryan: “Let’s make an X!” (both run off to bathroom in fit of laughter)
Then of course there’s the “see how far back I can get from the toilet and still make it in” game. Works better in bigger johns.
I haven’t taught that one to the boys yet. “Patience, Grasshopper. That is a feat for only the most-skilled to master. You must learn to walk before you can run.”
Oh yes, I used to play Beat the Flush a lot, especially when I didn’t want anyone to hear the tinkle.
Aha, and when you’re a smoker, or live with one that puts their butts in the toilet, there’s another game: Sink the Butt.
Never put 'em in your mouth. That’s my advice.
Don’t mess with the Cockney Rebel, Unc. He may have been drinking.
Myself, it depends. If the pubes are in the bowl, I’ll aim for them in order to make them go away. As long as I’m hosing the place down, I might as well be effective, right?
I won’t touch the ones on the rim of the bowl, though. My aim is pretty good, but I’m not risking wet trousers for someone elses pubes. Call me a selfish bastard, I don’t care.
So… what are all y’alls shit skid marks policies? Aim or avoid? Difference between public/your own/a friends toilet?
A well-mannered host should ensure a fresh supply of pubic hairs are already in place to provide entertainment for male guests.
The Bubble game is also fun. That’s where you try to get the entire surface of the water covered with bubbles, then hold very still so you don’t burst any more than you absolutely have to.