Adding bees, beehives, pies (all varieties), whipped cream, ice cream, Medieval helmets and gloves. May as well get a couple of stocks and pillories while I’m at it. Jousting poles. Iron pills.
Oh good Doggio can handle the bees then. I’m allergic anyway.
Bad tooth has been drilled and filled. Now for a few days of it being peeved at me.
Rule 1: All rules, including this one, shall be null and void.
Do you know the joke about the little girl gleefully digging thru a room filled with, ummm, horse apples? When asked why she’s so happy, she replies with all this shit, there gotta be a pony around here somewhere!
Let’s just hope that’s little girl didn’t grow up to become Bobbio’s surgeon! :eek:
Sari, please get some trout for the duels, we don’t want to actually hurt anyone with the pistols. Well, ummm, except for Flytrap (but we already got the cannon for him)!
{{{Gotti}}}
You always make me think of Mafia.
I thought I had trout on my original list? I’ll double check.
We need a big grill too.
Have we decided where to establish Mumper Estates?
I like 4 seasons, & my great-great-grandpappy wasn’t even here in 1880, let alone any earlier, so that means not too far south!
I think Pennsylvania is nice - it’s got nice cities and great countrysides, four seasons, and it’s not far from shore or mountains (in fact, it has its own mountains)
That way, MD & VA as well as NY, CT, and MA are close enough for them what wants.
N.O.L. time. Turkey sammich and canteloupe (can’t find my ladder).
Havin’ livestock is all well and good. However, I caution against givin’ 'em names. That tends to make it harder to choke down the prime rib you knew as Bessie up until two weeks ago. 
We also need a moat and some moat monsters. We can name the moat monsters cause one does not eat one’s moat monsters. Possible names are Fluffy, Buffy, and Muffy.
I was thinkin’ Nawth Keerliner as a possible location. Maybe we could work a land deal in Cottonfield County for a modest price. Then we could build Mumper International Airport/Teleport for those who’d feel the need to travel.
sari we also need cakes and cookies. Oh and ice cream. Beer too!
WetOne yay for new dvd player!
Rockin’ yay for quittin’ the big box gig!
gotti healin’ tooth vibes!
MOOOOOOM we need zero turn lawnmowers so we could form a precision lawn mowin’ team.
I’m all for the goats and if nuts will teach me to make cheese, I’ll show him how to make yogurt from the milk.
sari, you may want to add water guns to the arsenal for the duels. That should keep us cool while the squid and clownfish are occupying the cee-mint pond.
swampy, alternative moat monster names are Larry, Curly and Moe (and little Shemp should they reproduce) or Groucho, Gummo and Harpo.
The Harvey’s sto’ has a deal on a rotissed chikin dindin. A chikin, two sides, and rolls for the paltry price of $6.99. Since I need to go to the sto’ for some milk and bread (no French toast emergency, just in need of milk and bread), the executive decision has been made that the Harvey’s sto’ shall make dindin tonight. Works for me!
Red, Nuts is an innie not an outie.
ETA: Red we can use all those names for moat monsters. One can never have too many moat monsters after all.
Those moat monsters had better be no-maintenance! After dealing with an aquarium lo these however many years, ain’t no way we need the crap, literal and figurative, that goes with maintaining a moat and its monsters!!! 
Wine, sari, you have to get wine! I prefer White Zin, but I’ll drink a fruity white or a sweet red.
Many oarfish have washed ashore recently.
Perhaps they are seeking employment.
As for maintenance, note that they attract children, a source of oarfish food.
You’ll have to try Duplin, then. The do sweet reds.
Moooommmmm, we could fill the moat with crawfish. They’re self sufficient, and we can do moat monster boils as a bonus. 
I ran out of milk & bread this morning, & the eggs could be refreshed. Hmmm, iffn I buy French toast fixin’s doesn’t that mean it’s going to snow tonight? That’s how I beat the heat.
I was in the irk kitchen warshin’ at the sink when out of the corner of my eye, I watched a suicidal bag of Dorito’s jump! I guess it got stuck in the machine & finally succumbed to gravity*. Yay for free Dorito’s! 
Okay okay
I need to order
towers, turrets, cee-ment pond, squid, goats, sheep, cows, trouts, chocolate, lawn mowers <tim taylor> more power </tim taylor>, town square, pub, dueling pistols, water pistols, cannons, sharks, clown fish, oar fish, crawdads, catapults, mashed potatoes, bees and hives, rubber boots, pie (multiple flavors), ice cream, whipped cream, cake, cookies, coke, beer, wine (white zin), jousting lances, helmets, gauntlets, town square, airport and airplanes, and a maintenance free moat (with water, and a pump, to clean out the shit). Golf carts, have to have golf carts. I’ll get some butterfly bushes and lavender too, and Doritos and iron pills and rotisserie chicken with two sides and a drink, and a hot air balloon, and a bed and breakfast for the out of towners.
I tend to stay indoors and drink lots and lots of water since I am in Vegas at the moment.
We don’t need no stinkin’ golf carts (unless there’s a hill we can do [del]donuts[/del] roll 'em on). You’re ordering riding mowers & we should get some of these; much more useful & fun.
Oh, & please add Scotch, absolutely need some good Scotch!
Location: Since we’re getting a hot air balloon (Thanks, Sari!!!), we shouldn’t be west of any congested areas/airports.
I’m thinking if we go with one of the Carolinas we should be near the ocean. If we have enough money to build a Mumpers Estates we should be able to afford beach front property. That’s a shorter distance to transport all the water creatures.