Because we somehow forgot the "Turducken" thread this Thanksgiving . . .

I give you: The rôti sans pareil.

http://www.chefheinzyee.com/rants--raves/rti-sans-pareil-a-gluttons-odyssey

A diagram.

Is a person expected to swallow that?

I’d much rather have PieCaken.

Reminds me of “I Know an Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly”.

It’s not exactly the same thing - but presenting the LambPigCow.

Jack’s BBQ here claims to occasionally serve a goose stuffed with a pheasant, a duck and a hen.

A gophucken…

It’s also a Pup-Peroni dog treat flavor.

Pizza is not improved by using 17 different toppings. Someone has too much time on their hands, not to mention the simplicity of cooking 17 different layers enough (the bustard is done, but the thermometer doesn’t have Guinea pig…)