Beckdawrek is a bad, bad, bad person!

My wife surprised me with a new house.

We knew the general area we wanted, and our house was sold and we had until the end of the month to move out. We were thinking we might have to do a month-to-month lease on an apartment or house (PITA, especially with a 5-month old baby).

I had to go out of town on business for a week, and told her, I thought jokingly, that if she found a house she should buy it.

Mid-week she tells me on our nightly phone call “I bought a house.”

“Have I seen it?”

“Nope.”

“OK”

The realtor was freaking out - put a contingency in something like “based on the husband agreeing when he finally gets a chance to see the damn thing”.

Been here 27 years now, so it all worked out.

Oh god, another way for popup ads to ruin my life. Driving down the road thinking about chocolate and smell-good stuff. 4 ads for Hershey and 2 ads for febreze. Just kill me now. There’ll be no room for my useless trivial thoughts, that I’ve come to rely on.

Yeah, every time I encounter an article that touts some kind of implant as there way of the future, it inevitably references using the implant to connect with coworkers in some way.

I’ll give that a big NOPE.