Becoming God involves excretion

Went to the website of the St. Thomas Orthodox Theological Seminary. On their page about their chapel, this is what they had to say about the Christian’s goal in life:

I had to share this brilliant, inspiring message.

WRS - who becomes God several times a day

Several times? Maybe you need to change your diet.

Of course it is. You’ve never had one of the big ones?

“OhGODOHGODOOOOOOHGODplopsplashAhhhhhh”

A sip of Metamuscal and a wafer of Ex-Lax. Sacrement will never be the same. :smiley: