I’m gonna whine and complain here, because there’s no one else around to hear me.
I haven’t had bee stings in FOREVER. Not even when I was having problems with bees around my deck and the siding of my house. This year I had the deck and house sprayed and there’s no bees hangin’ 'round my doors. Yay!
But I still have a backyard full of clover (instead of grass), and if I let it go too long it flowers and once you’ve got a yard full of clover flowers you are BEE CENTRAL.
Normally I don’t even notice. I’m not hanging around the yard, just the dog is. But this year I got a 12’ pool for the dog (she’s old) and so we go out there every day for some swimmin, me in my swim suit and bare feet. I’m literally like 3 yards from the deck. I look down, I watch where I step.
But TWICE now I have stepped on bees. MOTHERFUCKERRRRRRRRRRRRR I forgot how much bees hurt!!! I swear, I haven’t been bitten in like 20 years.
The first time was the second toe on my right foot and while it hurt for a bit and was itchy for a while, it didn’t swell too much or bother me.
Yesterday I got stung in the big toe on my left foot and it hurt like the dickens. I limped around the house and cursed. I saw the stinger and grabbed it out. I managed to make it feel better enough so I could get on the tractor and mow that clover down!
But today, man…wow, I had no idea there was that much room in a toe. It’s at least twice the size of the right foot toe. Some times it’s numb, some times it stings. Shoes are RIGHT OUT. Walking is stupid hard.
I read up on it and the swelling is totally normal. No cause for alarm (except everyone seems to get alarmed, and post to the Internet about it). And it might take FIVE DAYS to go down!
I’m glad I managed to trim and paint my nails before my “injury” otherwise I’d be pissed to see this big swollen monstrosity under not-so-pretty nails.
So, that’s all. When was the last time you got stung by a bee?