Beer and skittles

smugglers and theives
now and then
down and out
far and away

Kit and caboodle

Sturm und Drang.

Drugs and Masturbation!

Never understood this one:
Lo and behold

me: “What do they make hotdogs out of?”
dad: “Lips and assholes.”

No one’s posted this one?

tits and ass (although, granted, it’s usually given as T&A)

bread and water
sit and spin
eat shit and die
rock and roll
forever and a day
horse and carr-iage
be all and end all
honey and nuts

soup and salad
bread and butter
fish and chips
cheese and crackers
peanut butter and jelly
milk and cookies

(sorry, hungry)

down and out
over and done
gone and done
heel and toe
far and away
dead and buried
lock, stock and barrel
pen and ink
pickles and ice cream
buscuits and gravy
grease and flour
love and marriage
salt and pepper
tea and crumpets
coffee and donuts
chicken and dumplings

sorry, still hungry here…

I do believe you mean “fucking A”-- short for “asshole”, and not ‘fuck and a’

Which made me giggle since I was looking at your sig :slight_smile:

Strawberries and cream
Husband and wife

bump and grind
Cheech and Chong
Will and testament
Black and white
Country and Western
Wine and dine
Pamela Anderson
Give and take
Sam and Dave
To and fro
Hither and yon
Back and forth
Signed and dated
His and hers
Some good company names in this thread… attorneys, undertakers…[sub] “Lips and Assholes Funeral Homes. Malcom Q. Assholes at your service”.[/sub]

Over and out.

Around and around
Cat and mouse
Oil and water (My apologies if this was already mentioned. I don’t remember it showing up earlier, though.)
A rock and a hard place
Scylla and Charybdis
Damon and Pythias
Rhyme and reason
Open and shut

And a few triplets:
The Father, Son, and The Holy Ghost.
Gypsies, tramps, and theives.
Tom, Dick, and Harry.

I should be doing work, really…

S&M (if that doesn’t count)

To and Fro

Lock and load
Boots and saddle

Beer and pretzels.
Bread and wine/body and blood.

I’ve been around too many rude people…

oral and anal

Alpha and omega
The devil and the deep blue sea
Bells and whistles
Pomp and circumstance
Sick and tired
Blued, screwed, and tattooed.
Arm and hammer
Wax and wane
Boom and bust
Nooks and crannies
Plain and simple (This sounds like the names of the people who team up to make all those “Test Your Beauty IQ” quizzes you see in crappy women’s magazines.)
A rag, a bone, and a hank of hair
In sickness and in health
Ready and able
Of sound mind and body
Cease and desist

Enough, already.

I can’t believe I’m spending my precious time on this. Obviously, I really need a life, or at least a little more discipline to get to work. But these SDMB games can be oddly addictive…

My favorite response so far is “Pamela Anderson.”

Rhythm and blues
Death and taxes
Kibbles and bits

I thought that this was going to be another Simpsons thread.