Wheaties Beer.
Real question is, are people really putting chocolate milk on their cereal?
Well, not my Cocoa Krispies.
Doesn’t a character in Still Life With Woodpecker start each morning with a bowl of Wheaties and beer?
While on vacation in Jamaica I had a waitress ask me if I’d like a beer to “help settle my breakfast”.
It has become a vacation tradition.
I prefer Kahlua in my morning coffee, with a touch of sugar.
As for wheat beer, I don’t do it any time of the day.
I haven’t tried it, but one of the trendiest* beers right now is Founders’ Breakfast Stout. Apparently some people don’t like that the label has a kid on it.
*99/100 from the pretentious malcontents at Beer Advocate.
Hells yeah! Choco milk on cereal is awesome.
Irish Breakfast-Bailey’s poured over Lucky Charms. 
Real men use Jameson’s.
And umm… I serendipitously found this: Vodka-Lucky Charms shake. I’ll just leave it here. Yeah.
ahhh Still Life, my first indulgence into tom…but not my last, until he stops writing.
as for a breakfast beer… Either an american crap beer and clamato or a KBS…or a Smokey porter…
I’ve not tried the Wheaties beer but I probably will.
I just got introduced to Stiegl’s Radler. It really is a beer I could drink with breakfast (though I’m not sure I actually would). This stuff is yummy!
Here is one middle-of-the-road review just to give some background.
That’s not a bad beer. Their KBS (formerly Kentucky Breakfast Stout) is amazing. Just means it has coffee flavor though. I wouldn’t recommend drinking something with that high of an abv for breakfast.
I discovered Stiegl’s grapefruit radler this past winter, and really got to enjoy it this summer. I view it more along the line as a good, quality cooler with a beer heritage. Damn nice on a scorching hot day. Though it’s only 2.5%, it sits well when a beer is just too heavy.
On the same topic as Stiegl, they also produce one of the best lagers I’ve ever enjoyed.
Anyone know If statin users are cool drinking grapefruit radlers?
Not really a hefe fan, but now I’m tempted to make some out of actual Wheaties. Or maybe Total so I can sincerely assert it is a health drink.
But beer in the morning is so much more than just a beer. In the morning. KnowhatImean? It is a delicious statement that today is Saturday. YOUR Saturday, goddammit. And today will be spent doing whatever the hell you want to do–Xbox, fishing, cleaning your guns, doing manly chef things in the kitchen involving meats, salts, and finely chopped aromatics, scrounging up some loose change so you can go get another case of MGD (ah, Army days).