There was one?
Excuse me, stewardess, is there a movie in this thread?
You just got yerself 24 hours of scrubbing garbage cans.
Convicted? No, never convicted.
Have you got something in a low rise bikini? Mesh, if possible.
There’s something wrong with us.
Ma’am, I’m sure there are a lot of ways I’ve gone that you haven’t.
You mean, like, flaming?
An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe.
C’mon. . .bluff me!
Who saw Old Yeller? Who cried when Old Yeller got shot at the end?
I’m pacing myself, Sargeant Spooje!
We’re soldiers! But we’re American soldiers! We’ve been kickin’ ass for over 200 years! We’re 10 and 1!
[Digression]: This poster thinks the 10 and 1 is not technically correct. It was (at the time of the movie 9-1-1, Korea being the tie, and Vietnam the loss). Given our current 2011 score, it should be…
9-3-1.
A damn good win-loss record for any team, be it sports or a country. It’s not like we’re France, that only wins wars when they rewrite history or beat themselves.
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You better hit those bunks my little babies, or Sergeant Hulka with the “big toe” is gonna see how far he can stick it up your ass.
Actually it should have been 8-2-1. The War of 1812 was also a tie.
We could have improved our record had we followed this rule:
“never get involved in a land war in Asia”