Beg For This, You Fucking Bitch

The BBQ Pit
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I played along. I was cool all semester with your goddamn loony ideas. Well now it’s time to let the fucking floodgates loose on you. This river of shit I’m about to expose is your own doing. Like I said, I played along.

I was cool with the fact that you completely disregarded the syllabus after the first day of the web design class. After all, it’s just a piece of paper, right? We have to be flexible. I was cool with you coming to class twenty minutes late every day and yelling at us for not working. Hey, I know it must hard to get up to teach your early classes. I have trouble getting up early myself, and I’m not an ancient dust-encrusted shell of a human like you. I was even cool when it became evident that you didn’t know shit about web design. Hey, why actually teach when you can get students who know more than you to explain it to the class? Goddamnit, I was even cool when you decided to make our final exam 100% of our semester grade. No pressure, huh?

And finally.

In an impressive display of composure.

I was cool when you openly mocked the website that my group, composed entirely of novices, spent months working on.
You called it ugly. That kind of hurt my feelings, but I stayed as cool as Listerine. In fact, I even found it funny that you would have the jesusfucking gall to call our project ugly after I saw the sin against nature you call a “webpage.”

Here it is. It uses her real name, but I don’t give a goatshit. Hey Internet! Nancy Jones is a fucking sluthumper!
This is the woman who is supposed to be teaching me web design. A monkey with nothing but a stick and some feces could make a better webpage than that. I hope when you are judged in the afterlife, God points and laughs, before spitting on you and casting you into the darkest reaches of Hell. Then I hope Satan cruelly rejects your sexual overtures and assigns you to an eternity of wiping his demonic ass.

Like I said, I’m cool with it. Even when she neglected to give us our student evaluation forms (in direct violation of campus policy) so that I could give her a little “feedback.” But then she went too far.

Oh, yes. Nancy Jones, you went too far. In your eternal quest to make me suffer, you crossed the line. I just took the final. I’m done with the class. Feel free to grade my presentation in any arbitrary way you want. But then you got greedy.

What’s that? You want each member of the class to send you an e-mail? And you want us to do what? You want us to BEG FOR OUR GRADE?

Fuck that. Those were her exact words: “Beg for your grade.” You just couldn’t let me escape with a shard of dignity, could you? I think she gets off on making us suffer. Later tonight, she will probably masturbate furiously as she reads the groveling words of her students. You fucking goatfelcher, just give us a goddamned grade. I’m not begging for shit. In fact, “Professor” Jones, why don’t you send me a little e-mail of you own? In fact, I want four paragraphs by 7:00 begging me not to come over there and ram my boot in your largest orifice. How about you beg me not to pound you over the head with your 3-gallon coffee mug? Or worse still, how about I glue your eyelids open and force you to stare at your shitstain of a webpage? How long before you beg me for mercy? In fact, I refuse to believe you’re really a professor. You must be some kind of fraud. You make the Piltdown Man look respectable. No real human could be as hate-filled and incompetent as you. How the hell did you manage to live so long with half your brain missing?

This Fuck’s for you, bitch.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to go and beg for my grade.

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Considered reporting her actions to the school?

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It’s no good, she’s being “let go” after this semester. I am the in the last class that will have to deal with her. That’s not much consolation.

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That’s a horrible, horrible webpage. (Sweet mother of Turing! I don’t think I could make a webpage that bad by hand if I tried. I’m not all that surprised to discover that she used pagemaking software.)

Good rant. I suggest, instead of inserting her coffee cup into an orifice which was not meant to have coffee cups inserted into it (although that would probably be very theraputic), you bring this to the attention of the department head, or the dean of your college, or whomever has the authority to make this “professor” beg for her job.

See if you can get the other students from the class to submit complaints as well. Make sure you bring up all of her violations of policy, especially the student evaluation forms.

On preview I see that this professor is being “let go” (if only if she were “let go” of while dangling over a cliff … ). Still, bring it to the attention of those in charge. Making students beg for their grades has to be a violation of some sort of school policy, and even if it isn’t, it just ain’t right.

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God, yes, report her ass. Get some other classmates to back you up and report her as well.

FWIW, I laughed like a hyena when I saw her page. I wonder if I can apply for her job after she gets canned? :slight_smile:

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That is horrid. I recommend she use a “star filled sky” for a background. And some animated gifs.

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Other than the already-rotating “email” button? Jeepers. My eyes hurt in anticipation.

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Good GOD-if that’s what she calls “good” web design, I’d hate to see what she considers “bad.”

That’s one shitty website.

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Well FabioClone … I know you’re angry and your gripe against her may be fully justified, but you really should have held off on the IRL link to her website. On the off chance that someone uses her web link to email her or the adminstration of your school with a link to this this Pit rant and she, or they identify you somehow you might be in considerable trouble depending on how seriously they take your comments.

You might want to ask a mod to pull that link.

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Hmm, maybe you’re right. I’ll get that link pulled.

And thank’s guys for making me laugh with your off-the cuff responses to her webpage. Right now I’m very angry and I’m not normally the kind of guy who gets very angry. You Pit People are all right.

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When I clicked on her links at the bottom I got a “page not found” notice. I consider it good form to have working links on your site.

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FabioClone - good rant. The teacher is a bitch. Her website sucks and none of the links works. I give her an F - if she’ll beg for it.

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If’n yer gonna beg, at least beg fer an “A”!

Never kiss an animal that can lick its own butt.

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I have removed the link to the offending (and BOY, does it ever offend!) page.

Lynn

Flattery will get you nowhere, but don’t let THAT stop you!

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Whew. Thank you for getting rid of that link.

And none of the 300 people who viewed this thread e-mailed her? Right?

Right?

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Well, I did, but I only emailed her a link to this thread and a challenge to “do something about this snotty little upstart”. That’s okay, right?

:wink:

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:eek:

Actually, I don’t care if she reads this. Hell, I might send it to her myself after she hands in my grades (that I’m begging for). But right now, my fate is in her hands. Besides I think the school might frown on linking to a professor’s page from irate thread.
Thanks for the heads up, astro !

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I suggest you make extensive use of ratemyprofessors.com.

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I would like to see the webpage. Post whenever you feel its safe. Like after you get your grades back. I had a web design teacher that was very similar. He was gloating on his mad flash skills. Well the highlight of his career was a crossword puzzle. He wasn’t as bad as your expirence, but I dropped hte class after two weeks.

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Shoot, I missed her webpage.

E-mail the link to me, if you can. I’m just curious.

I would still report her to the administration. Making students “beg” for their grades is just wrong in so many ways.