Beheading or getting beat to death?

Which is worse?

Well I dunno. Personally I’d prefer being chased over the side of a cliff by a bunch of naked, bouncing women.

Finding that Demolition Man is running on Spike TV again.

Channelling Frank Drebin
I’d rather have my balls bit off by a Laplander.
Now that’s a way to go.

If I may play Obvious Ollie for a moment:

Beheading by guillotine or a clean sword swipe? Better.

Relieved of head by slow sawing motion with a handheld knife?
Umm…

Beheading or beat to death? Well since you didn’t actually say I’d die after my beheading ------- I’d choose beheading.

Always play the odds –

I’d rather get my head sawed off than to get beaten to death over a three day period and left to die in my own feces if that’s what the OP is getting at.

The beheading was not a nice sight to see… doubt me ? Use your Kazzaa…

Still beats bleeding to death after a beating.

Both are worse than anything that should ever happen to a human being.

After seeing the video I can’t believe how resigned to his fate the guy seemed to be, it looked as though he didn’t really struggle…I would have to go kicking and screaming to my death.

Is it just me, or is GD getting unneccessarily morbid these days?