Eat it, and you’ll never be hungry again.
Eat it, and you’ll never crave onion rings. It will spoil onion rings for you forever. It must be the most perfect and awe inspiring onion ring ever. people will form churches of The Holy O-Ring to worship it and its consumer.
You need to get your hearing checked. “Kill the man,” is what I’m actually saying, as I release the rabid badgers from their cage. 
Just make an onion grow in the shape of a Klein bottle, then slice it.
Muuuuust eat the preeeeecious…
Beavers? What about relseasing beavers when I’m there?