No greater glory could be been bestowed upon my person than was done last evening.
Since we’re still busily unpacking at the new house, cooking dinner is a logistical trick. Therefore, dinner has mostly been fast foot takeout for the past two weeks. Last night was Burger King – a double cheeseburger apeice, and a large onion rings to share.
After we polished off the burgers, I reached into the bag to grab the o-rings, and there it was, gleaming in all its fabled majesty: The Infinite Onion Ring!
Now, it seems obvious to be that this must be an astoundingly powerful artifact. Trouble is, it’s secrets are very well kept (I’m guessing the Illuminati, or possibly the Stonecutters). So now I turn to you, oh wise Dopers – what mystical forces do I now have in my control, now that I possess The Infinate Onion Ring?