If you absolutely had to shag one (1) male member of the cast in order to save your nearest and dearest from never having existed, or if your nearest and dearest was away and you could get away with shagging one (1) male member of the cast, or if you saved the life of Prince William and his great with child wife and the Queen in her gratitude gave you a coupon for a free shag with one (1) male member of the cast, and only one (1), who would you choose?
You can only choose one in the poll, but feel free to name who’d be your second or third or anything else.
How the hell can this poll not be multi-choice?! :dubious:
Fine. Just…fine.
The Tenth Doctor (David Tennant). NO! Wait, I mean The Ninth Doctor (Chris Eccleston). GAH! No, it has to be Captain Jack Harkness (John Barrowman).
Second place to Capt. Jack. I know a lot of people dig Tennant, but while I thought he was a great Doctor, he didn’t inspire fanfictiony feelings of lust in me like my top two choices do.
I’d go with everyone’s favorite pan-sexual, “Captain” Jack Harkness.
Then, in order of appearance:
Jamie McCrimmon
Brig Lethbridge-Stewart
Harry Sullivan
Eighth / McGann
Tenth / Tennant
Mickey Smith (after he got tough and buff in Rise of the Cybermen)
Jackson Lake (David Morrisey) in The Next Doctor
Rory Williams
I’m going to be painfully unoriginal and say Captain Jack, because John Barrowman would be neither safe nor clothed if I were within about 25 feet of him.
Captain Jack would be enthusiastic. I can’t help but think that the Doctor (in whatever incarnation) would be kind of awkward, if you could even get him into bed.
It was kind of a tough decision between Cap’n Jack and Doctor #10. I figure Harkness first because he would be the most fun, and he clearly knows what he’s doing. Training the Doctor would also be fun, but I’m not always in the mood for training.
And, while I like Matt Smith as the Doctor, his lack of eyebrows really bugs me though I can’t say why.
Oh, the fourth Doctor, Tom Baker, no question. He was my invisible lover for years.
Of course, I’d like him to be in his prime. He’s 79 years old now. Also, I’d like him to be reasonably sober at the time, so he doesn’t throw up on me during it. There’s a few stories out there about him and the bottle.
But the man was fantastic in my dream world. I’ve moved on, but wow…drroooool…
I would go for Rory because he’s the only one who seems like a real person; his character is very lovable and loyal, and he really is quite a dish in his own way.
OP didn’t say how this shagging could come about, i.e. how you would make this character willing to trade his luscious and comely wife even for an hour for some guy he never met (and let’s face it, I am not now and never have been love’s young dream). That makes the fantasy a bit harder to sustain…
Roddy