Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

Nah…it’s dead!

Maybe, but it still keeps turning up. Belly up, but up.

Has a distinct pallor tho’

I detect a pulse…

It’s alive!

Gimme, gimmie, gimmie a man after midnight! Won’t somebody help me come and dig up a grave?

Still kicking.

Take no extreme life saving measures. A peaceful death would be much more pleasant.

DNR order.

Best tatooed on the chest.

“Whose motorcycle is this?”
{sigh} “It’s a chopper, baby.”
“Whose chopper is this?”
{sigh} “Thread.”
“Who’s Thread?”
{sigh} “Thread’s dead, baby. Thread’s dead.”

Not yet.

Hey, can you all keep it down in here? I’m tryina take a nap.

it’s very quiet now

Is it? Is it really?

All except that awful death rattle

Now you have woken me up.

Nemo? Is that you?

Nemo means Nobody, but who can be nobody?

Just die threadie, I got stuff to do.