Yeah, who’s responsible for that anyway? Other planets have cool names: Jupiter, the king of the gods; Mars, the god of war; Venus, the goddess of love; Saturn, the god of time. But our planet is just dirt? Actually, I guess it’s better than Uranus, the god of sphincters.
Well, there is also Charon, constantly demanding to see the manager.
If she asks for me tell her I’m gone for lunch.
I know! What a character that cat must’ve been. Of course it’s a ragdoll breed 
but NTL can you imagine life with a two faced cat? I am seriously curious about its behavior and accommodations if any it required to eat and drink. And it’s vocalizations 
I’m kinda envisioning a ren and stumpy catdog personality.
It’s not gonna die on my watch.
I don’t wear a watch, so I don’t have to worry about things dying on it.
No one is watching anyway.
Well not at this rate.
Snooz festival 
it needs to be pepped up with a bit of snu-snu
I need a kleenex.
Will you be in your bunk?
I will as soon as this thread is over. Probably around post #10,000 or so.
I am so proud that I knew the source of both the snu-snu reference and the bunk reference.
Don’t tell me I will die ignorant instead of this thread.
Yeah, but you will be back when Discourse auto-generates Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies (Part 2)
The way I feel this morning Discourse could auto-generate a new me (Part 2) and I would be fine with that.
@discobot auto-generate Pardel-Lux
Hi! To find out what I can do, say @discobot display help.
Damn, I was sure that would work.