Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

Did you blow it?

Only the one-eyed guy from Pilchuck blows my glass.

TMI, dude.

{ wanders into thread }

{ realizes mistakes have been made }

{ tiptoes gently away with wide eyes while seriously reconsidering much of life }

Wise decision.

'tis a dark place, damp and musty, with the faint aroma of did something die in here

Excuse me, but I farted in your general direction.

So, if a moderator would immediately close this thread right after I post this, I would be the winner by default, right?

Okay, I’m getting ready to click “Reply”! 5-4-3-2-1 … NOW!!

it is not really a competition, though

And still I have won it already.

Au contraire baby, you can’t resist me.

Are you saying resistance is futile?

No, resistance is a forgotten phone number that few dial.

Mr. Bell, Line 1.

Ahoy-hoy!

Hold the line, Mr. Burns

Mr Burns ain’t dead yet.

He’ll be stone dead in a moment.

Everybody must get stoned.

Rape, murder
It’s just a shout away
Shout away, kiss away