Did you blow it?
Only the one-eyed guy from Pilchuck blows my glass.
TMI, dude.
{ wanders into thread }
{ realizes mistakes have been made }
{ tiptoes gently away with wide eyes while seriously reconsidering much of life }
Wise decision.
'tis a dark place, damp and musty, with the faint aroma of did something die in here
Excuse me, but I farted in your general direction.
So, if a moderator would immediately close this thread right after I post this, I would be the winner by default, right?
Okay, I’m getting ready to click “Reply”! 5-4-3-2-1 … NOW!!
it is not really a competition, though
And still I have won it already.
Au contraire baby, you can’t resist me.
Are you saying resistance is futile?
No, resistance is a forgotten phone number that few dial.
Mr. Bell, Line 1.
Ahoy-hoy!
Hold the line, Mr. Burns
Mr Burns ain’t dead yet.
He’ll be stone dead in a moment.
Everybody must get stoned.
Rape, murder
It’s just a shout away
Shout away, kiss away