Since 1973?
Fifty two years of bliss.
I’m conducting a scientific survey of individuals with tragically low IQs and profoundly underwhelming genitalia.
If you believe you qualify, please leave a comment (about anything) below—your input (however feeble) is appreciated.
Does it have to be both?
I’m neither, so I won’t be posting in this thread.
OK, 2 tallied so far.
You mean 4
You devil! Just 3—you can’t count the tally taker!
I’m calling my attorney.
it better be a good attorney
Just for that, I’m counting you twice!
I am lost: does this make six or seven?
Seven or nine
OK, that had me thinking for a while.
Insistence is fruitile. You will be insemilated.
Better that than insemolinaed, I guess.
Semolina Semolina men have named you. 
When the moon hits your eye like a great pizza pie…
When you swim in the sea
And an eel bites your knee,
That’s a moray.
Your knee? Lucky you!
It goes
When an eel bites your heel
Takes a chunk for a meal
That’s a moray