Your father was a thread on a message board? 
Did you kill him?
Prepare to die. 
There will be blood tonight!
This thread is actually 49 pgs in dog years.
Had no idea we were doing it doggy style.
I thought Inigo Montoya was that other poster.
I warn everyone who hears the words of the prophecy of this scroll: If anyone adds anything to them, God will add to that person the plagues described in this scroll. And if anyone takes words away from this scroll of prophecy, God will take away from that person any share in the tree of life and in the Holy City, which are described in this scroll.
Ok, that was funny.
I ain’t afeared of no stinkin’ prophecy or plagues. Whatcha think this is, the dark ages??
Was it as good for you as it was for burpo?
street lights, thermometers and sdmb threads go dark often enough on my watch, somebody pinch me awake.
At your service –
pinch
My posts end threads so often I was thinking about changing my name to Threadkiller
Think again.
I predict that this thread will be the longest running in the history of the SDMB.
The “Stupid Republican idea of the day” is 9 1/2 years old.
And shows no sign of slowing down.
SRIotD peaked around 2015, then that one guy came in and started sucking up all the O[sub]2[/sub]. The Clusterfuck thread is moving at a faster pace that SRIotD ever did over the long haul. And that is with the Butthurt thread and at least 2 Muller-related threads.
Anyone posting after this post is definitely a die hard Trump supporter. And hates vaccines.
You can’t change who I am by declaration. Change comes from within.
Do you know why they bury attorneys at a depth of 25 feet instead of the standard 6?
Because deep down, lawyers a good people.
We happened to be in eastern Colorado on US50 between Hasty and Lamar when we spotted the infamous Milepost 419.9 – in Washington, along the Pataha grade on US12 between 419 and 421 is a green marker that says “mile” but has no number on it.