I hope that behaviour is more accident than volition, if not plain myth.
Candidly, it’s a canard.
Wanna buy a duck?
Why a duck?
Why not?
Not sure I could handle the bill.
Ask @Why_A_Duck to pay the bill.
Sorry. I’m all out of grapes.
and so are our grape expectations utterly dashed
When you choke on a grape, you get grape expectorations.
It is impressive, though, that @Why_A_Duck made their first post since 2004 in this garbage thread.
And even more impressive, at least to me, is that he made his contribution via e-mail. Or so disourse states.
Kudos! I wouldn’t know how to do that.
Aged grapes are tasty, good for conjuring 
Enough of ducks! I will not be cowed into enduring more.
Welcome back, Why_A_Duck!
chela’s invocation worked. Another thing I would not have thought of.
Here is the most recent post by the OP – 7 years ago.
Nothing much has changed here since.
Still no change. This thread is closed.