Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

Call this a life?

Consider the alternative.

Then what’s this life for?

On and on it ran
And all the words we said
Filled posts by the thousands
In this rambling meaningless thread
And yet steadfastly did we persist
Not wanting to see it dead

Some day everyone who has posted in this thread will be dead, but the thread will live on.

Oh good god! Now we must start a running list of posters who have contributed to this thread and died, gone MIA or banned since 2018. We cannot allow a Johnny-Come-Lately to be the official last poster and sniping the glory!

I think I’ll go for a walk.

You’re not fooling anyone, you know.

He’s waiting for us to die!

Death, be not proud.

What, you want Death to be humble?

- HUMBLE.

It’s hard to be humble when you’re as great as I am.
–Muhammad Ali

And I’m so pretty.

MELVIN!

Quiet, you!

Can I speak now again?

I think you have said enough as it is.

OK, I’ll stop.

Stop! In the name of love!