Not a chance.
But welcome back, Hi_Neighbor! Where ya been?
Your name better not be Karen.
Or changing her name from Kitty to Karen.
It’s a pity there’s nobody here to witness the end
Save for my dear old friend and confidante
Mademoiselle Karen
Pity the fool who thinks this thread will die off due to a whimpering Karen. Nancy will be the end of this thread.
Somehow, I doubt it.
Her name was MacGill
And she called herself Lil
But everyone knew her as Nancy
Rocky, you made your match.
Thread, you too.
Sluggo knew her in the biblical sense.
Chapter and verse.
Pass me that Bible, would you, please?
Don’t bogart that Bible.
Hand it to Humphrey, please.
Certainly. I’d like it back when he’s done with it, though.
Done and dusted.
Find any prints?
Prints? I found this one.
Someday my prints will come.
I’m more into pints. Pour another one bartender. 
I am more into correct units: 33 cl for bottles, 0.4 l for glasses seems best to me considering the heat and the speed I drink my beer.