Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

[K2500]

No soup for you.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

DUCK!

[eschereal]

You shall be billed forthwith.

[K2500]

That’ll ruffle some feathers for sure.

[Doctor_Jackson]

Yeah? Pluck you! Pluck you all!!!

[G0sp3l]

No! Pluck you.

[Doctor_Jackson]

20 pages is just not enough.

[K2500]

And twenty-thouand is way to many.

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

Behold, “The Last Poster,” and despair. The thread may now decease.

[eschereal]

probably not gonna last

[K2500]

Might if you give it the little blue pill.

[Biffster]

The gift that just keeps on giving.

[Gatopescado]

Merry Fucking Goddamned Christmas.

[Beckdawrek]

Same to you.

[Doctor_Jackson]

Damned grumpy-ass catfish, always mucking up everything.

How does one insult a catfish, anyway? I mean, “Eat shit” won’t do it, that’s a standard dinner invitation…

[burpo_the_wonder_mutt]

The thread is dead! The thread is dead! Move along, people, nothing to see here.

[Elendil_s_Heir]

What was that you were saying…?

[Beckdawrek]

Oh my god! The end is near. (here)

[Enola_Gay]

This is the end.

[G0sp3l]

My only friend
The end