Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

Giddy-yup.

Giddy? Yup.

Lrigwoc esrever

That’s because it was a girl in a gorilla costume.

Really? I thought it was a gorilla in a girl costume.

I think it’s dead . . .

undead

Are there any vampires in Italy?

I mean, they put garlic in fucking everything – how would a vampire unsurvive in a place like that?

Dracula was Romanian, not Roman.

Close enough, so far…

Away, we go.

To tha moon, Alice!

How is the moon? One of these days, go ask Alice. I think she’ll know.

Well, the sun is in tune.

But the sun is eclipsed by the mooooooooooon.

That geezer was cruisin’ for a bruisin’.

As matter of fact, it’s all dark.

I have pork shoulder baked beans in the oven, and I’m getting ready to make a pan of cornbread.

There’s enough to feed 5 people. Right now there’s me and 3 kids, my wife gets home from the gym at 8:30. If you beat her here, you get her share.

Of course, she’ll kick your ass, but…it’s gonna be really good.

I’ll do the CPR.

I do not want to beat your wife anywhere and strenuously object to you advocating violence, domestic or imported.

But the imported stuff is so smooooth.