Here you go.
The scene was in a cafe. “Off” meant “off the menu” (as in not available today).
Where are the Vikings? I was promised Vikings.
Vikings are off today.
They failed to even make the playoffs.
Off with your spam!
and, at the level crossing, an electric elk called Simon
No! No, I was saying that you, Miss Anne Elk, were an , A-N not A-N-N-E, expert…on elks - I’m sorry, on dinosaurs.
Did I miss something?
you missed your golden opportunity to be the last poster in this thread, which is unfortunate, because you could have been the poster child for threadassassins.
I’m still game. Just so you know.
“So I shot her!”
You missed.
Are you saying that she was, um, in season?
I just watched a TV show where some woman admitted she got butt-fucked by Charles Manson.
Holy-cow I wasn’t expecting that.
The games afoot.
“Butt-Fucked by Charles Manson” would make a great name for a band. No, on second thought, it really wouldn’t.
“Buff-Fucked by Lynnette ‘Squeaky’ Fromme” ?
Would someone change the subject, please?
I agree.
Let’s talk about unicorns.