Personally I like a good limerick.
There’s a cool Doper from Arkansas.
She had lots to say and stories to tell.
Her life was so strange and amusing…
That She posted in every thread she saw.
( bad, I know)
#604
But we seem to be repeating ourselves.
Nm
No, go ahead, Beckdawrek. You can tell us.
Yes,Tellus.
Not proper limerick form, though,
There was a Doper from Arkansas
Who was always ‘blah, blah, blah, blah’
Her life was so amusing
Whatever was she using
She had to post every random thought
bleep. bleep. bleep. Bleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
CLEAR!!
So, so much better. Thanks.
“So much better” she said in her post
eschereal’s post was the most!
Lim’rick form it sure was
it was fitting because
it gave escher reason to boast!
return to haiku
so simple, so elegant
this thread must not die
Roses are red
Violets are blue,
This thread will never die,
As long as there is YOU!
Roses are not red. I grew up in Portland Oregon, where you cannot sneeze without seeing another fucking rose. Roses come in every damn color you can think of. Except maybe green.
If you saw an orange one, could you write a poem that rhymed with it?
Roses are orange
Violets are blue
Of course it still rhymes
The joke is on you!
Violets are blue
Roses are orange
To get in my house
I open the door hinge.
Bravo! I’ve never seen anyone attempt a solution before.
Close but no cigar.
There’s a ‘tinge’ of a rhyme there.
Roses can be pink
And larkspurs violet
Straining to rhyme
Makes me so violent
That would make me feel as though I’d posted something so profound that there was simply nothing left to be said.