You have to use a tarot deck. But I’m not sure if he’s the Hermit or the Fool.
He’s obviously not DEATH.
Knight of Rods?
OK – I’m a day late but ----------COUGH!
(yesterday was my birthday and a work day and a work day and I never went near my home desk)
That extra one with all the writing and stuff that folks always throw away or use for a bookmark?
and you thought you did it
Oh, no you don’t.
Yes. Yes I do.
Oh, and {COUGH}. Damn, you got cold fingers, kopek…
of course he does, what the hell do you think a kopek is made out of
I brought the defibrillator.
Good, I was getting all fibrillated.
Clear!
It never bothers me because, if the thread dies after my post, it’s obviously because I was so erudite, eloquent, and thorough, there was simply nothing left for anyone else to add! 
Doesn’t seem that obvious to me.
*And all my days are trances,
And all my nightly dreams
Are where thy grey eye glances,
And where thy footstep gleams—
In what ethereal dances,
By what eternal streams. *
Gone fishin’
Fishing Poe?
Naw, baby, I got a class setup here. I’m fishin’ rich!
Give a man a fish, and he eats once. Teach a man to fish, and you’ll never get any work out of him.
Those gummy worms don’t taste good.