Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

I’ll Bea Arthur

You’ll all be sorry

I’m being human.

Human bean, here

Bean hair?

I’ve bean everywhere, man, I’ve bean everywhere.

Oh, don’t you cry for me,
I come from Alabama with a bandaid on my knee

Not dead yet?

I got better.

You got “better”? I think that is a matter under dispute.

Still with this thread? Only losers keep posting to this thread.

Heh, look at all the losers here.

I might be a loser, but at least I ain’t no Hoosier.

Hoosier Daddy?

Kokomo?

Aruba, Jamaica?
Bermuda, Bahama?

Aruba! Ándale!

Reply 1 - My daddy is my daddy, that’s who’s my daddy!
Reply 2 - No, I can’t possible be a Hoosier daddy - I’ve never even had sex in Indiana.

You gotta pick one.

Why can’t he pick #2?