Being the last poster of a thread and then it dies

Yes, it is. For certain values of “alive”.

Hmmmm?

Don’t know the words, Beck? Try here.

I win!

Congratulations.

Sorry, I win

I kept this thing dead for 3 weeks, I am clearly the winner!

It wasn’t dead, it was just resting. Remarkable thread, isn’t it? Beautiful plumage.

Sorry, we don’t discuss age here, plum or otherwise.

But we have discussed passion fruit, oranges, apples, grapefruit… hole and segments… pomegranates, greengages, grapes, lemons, pl----------- wait! We have discussed plums here after all.
But not bananas.

Yes, we have no bananas

What, have you no mirror?

I’ve got no strings
So I have fun
I’m not tied up to anyone
They’ve got strings
But you can see
There are no strings on me

Is that string theory?

Nah, kopek is just stringing us along…

Or is it all an energetic fallacy?

Nothing energetic here, this thread is dead.

And so it goes and so it goes and so it goes. But where it’s going no one knows.

I’m a thread killer. So…

Sew, a needle moving thread…