BELIEF SYSTEM SELECTOR...an exploration of world religions (TAKE THE TEST!!)

Top Three:
Humanist…click to learn more (score = 100)
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 93) (Hey, look! They got me too! What a surprise!)
Atheist/Agnostic…click to learn more (score = 81)

Zero Values:
Mainline to Conservative Protestant…click to learn more (score = 0)
Christian Science…click to learn more (score = 0)
Eastern Orthodox…click to learn more (score = 0)
Roman Catholic…click to learn more (score = 0)
Islam…click to learn more (score = 0)
Latter Day…click to learn more (score = 0)

I was raised as a Roman Catholic.

Top 3 matches:

Mahayana Buddhist…(score = 100)
Theravada Buddhist…(score = 85)
Hindu…(score = 71)

Bottom 3 matches:

Orthodox Quaker…(score = 0)
Jehovah’s Witness…(score = 0)
Islam…(score = 0)

Pretty much as I expected, as I have an intellectual affinity toward Zen and Tibetan Buddhism.

Great site, Satan. Thanks for the link.

Top 3:

Atheist/Agnostic…(score = 100)
Humanist…(score = 99)
Unitarian Universalist…(score = 97)
Mahayana Buddhist…(score = 71)
Theravada Buddhist…(score = 71)
Mainline to Liberal Protestant…(score = 66)
Liberal Quaker…(score = 56)
Neo-Pagan…(score = 18)
Hindu…(score = 11)

The rest are zero values.

Big surprise – I was raised Roman Catholic too. Those damn UU’s just want everybody.

HERE ARE YOUR RESULTS…
**Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 100)

Neo-Pagan…click to learn more (score = 93)

New Thought…click to learn more (score = 93)**
How many of us got Unitarian Universalist

Thanks a whole bunch Stan

Wow…as has been stated, this was really interesting.

Top 3:
Unitarian Universalist = 100
Mainline to Liberal Protestant = 98
Neo-Pagan = 92

Bottom 3:
Mainline to Conservative Protestant = 37
Jainism = 35
Jehovah’s Witness = 28

Top three:
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 100)

Humanist…click to learn more (score = 87)

Liberal Quaker…click to learn more (score = 85)

(This is a little bit weird, since my actual affiliation – atheist / agnostic – didn’t show up 'til sixth on the list, after Mainline to Liberal Protestant and Theravada Buddhist. But interesting test, anyway.)

Bottom three:
Christian Science…click to learn more (score = 11)

Mainline to Conservative Protestant…click to learn more (score = 3)

Jehovah’s Witness…click to learn more (score = 0)

This will come as no surprise to anyone who knows me.

My Top 3 were:

Roman Catholic, and Eastern Orthodox, both scoring 100.
Then came Mainline to Conservative Protestant (which is what I am) scoring a 90.

The questions weren’t quite specific enough, but I can’t complain. Afterall, do any of us really need this test to let us know what we believe?

Bottom three were obviously Atheist/Agnostic, Bhuddist, New Age…etc. I think I scored 0 points on six religions.

Cool site Satan.

It just occurred to me that the phrase “Original OP” is redundant.
Oh well, I still think the original OP poster, whose post was very original, in a posting sense, was right. And original.

Top three:
Humanist: 100
Unitarian Universalist: 94
Atheist/Agnostic (which is what I consider myself): 79

Bottom three:
Christian Science: 3
Islam: 0
Roman Catholic: 0

HERE ARE YOUR RESULTS…

Atheist/Agnostic…(score = 100)
Humanist…(score = 91)
Mahayana Buddhist…(score = 87)
Theravada Buddhist…(score = 87)
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Mainline to Conservative Protestant…(score = 3)
Seventh Day Adventist…(score = 0)
Jehovah’s Witness…(score = 0)

I found the Quaker FAQ; it doesn’t go into detail on Liberal Quakers, but frankly I’m intrigued enough to do more research. If y’all are interested I’ll let you know what I find.

Interestingly, I re-took this test this AM and the only thing that changed was Neo-Paganism crept into my top three:

UU
Liberal Quaker
Neo-Paganism

I don’t really count UU as a religion, either so I’ll call it MB instead and be done with it.

When I took the Pagan test the first choice was an odd one - the old Norse worship (Sorry, I’ve forgotten the name) - then Shamanism, then Druidism. Wicca was way at the bottom.

Hmm. I found it hard to answer some of the questions (I kept finding myself falling between answers), but here goes:

Top:
Orthodox Quaker (score = 100)
Mainline to Conservative Protestant (score = 97)
Roman Catholic (score = 94)

Bottom:
Jainism (score = 8)
Hindu (score = 8)
Atheist/Agnostic (score = 8)

Reasonably accurate, since I fall into the second category, more or less.

This can’t be right…

TOP THREE MATCHES
Hindu…click to learn more (score = 100)
New Age…click to learn more (score = 97)
Neo-Pagan…click to learn more (score = 88)

BOTTOM THREE MATCHES
Jehovah’s Witness…click to learn more (score = 14)
Atheist/Agnostic…click to learn more (score = 0)
Humanist…click to learn more (score = 0)

My religion? I found it on a website Satan told me about. Why do you ask?

Top 3
Mainline to Conservative Protestant (score = 100)Suprise, suprise!

Latter Day (score = 74)

Eastern Orthodox (score = 69)

Bottom 12!!
Atheist/Agnostic (score = 0)

Humanist (score = 0)

Theravada Buddhist (score = 0)

Mahayana Buddhist (score = 0)

Hindu (score = 0)

Jainism (score = 0)

Sikhism (score = 0)

Bahá’í (score = 0)

Reform Judaism (score = 0)

New Age (score = 0)

Scientology (score = 0)

Neo-Pagan (score = 0)
Hee… lots of folks there who don’t want me!!

Top three:

Humanist (100)
Unitarian Universalist (95)
Atheist/Agnostic (91)

The Zeroes:
Jainism (score = 0)
Sikhism (score = 0)
Bahá’í (score = 0)
Islam (score = 0)
Orthodox Judaism (score = 0)
Reform Judaism (score = 0)
New Thought (score = 0)
Scientology (score = 0)
Latter Day (score = 0)
Jehovah’s Witness (score = 0)
Seventh Day Adventist (score = 0)
Christian Science (score = 0)
Eastern Orthodox (score = 0)
Roman Catholic (score = 0)
Mainline to Conservative Protestant (score = 0)

No wonder I like to stay out of religious debates :smiley:

The questions were a gross oversimplification of theology but I can’t say the results I got were completely incorrect.

Top three
Mainline to Liberal Protestant… (score = 100)
(makes sense, I’m an evangelical Lutheran, quite liberal when compared to other Lutherans)
Liberal Quaker… (score = 95)
Unitarian Universalist… (score = 84)

Bottom three
Christian Science… (score = 19)
Jainism… (score = 12)
(Doesn’t bother me to step on a bug)
Hindu… (score = 12)
(or eat a Chicago dog)

What do you have to answer to get a high Satanist score anyway? I didn’t see any questions about baby sacrifice and listening to Ozzy records backwads :smiley:

Top Three
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 100)
Mahayana Buddhist…click to learn more (score = 96)
Theravada Buddhist…click to learn more (score = 96)
Bottom Three
Orthodox Judaism…click to learn more (score = 5)
Roman Catholic…click to learn more (score = 0)
Islam…click to learn more (score = 0)
I’m surprised at the results because I selected for non-theist options all the way. What the heck do UU’s believe, anyway?

I know everybody’s been waiting on my answer, so here it is.

How jesus scored.

Mainline to Liberal Protestant…click to learn more (score = 100)
Liberal Quaker…click to learn more (score = 99)
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 98)
Bahá’í…click to learn more (score = 97)
Reform Judaism…click to learn more (score = 91)
Neo-Pagan…click to learn more (score = 78)
Sikhism…click to learn more (score = 75)
New Age…click to learn more (score = 74)
Mahayana Buddhist…click to learn more (score = 73)
Orthodox Quaker…click to learn more (score = 72)
Orthodox Judaism…click to learn more (score = 64)
Latter Day…click to learn more (score = 64)
Scientology…click to learn more (score = 58)
New Thought…click to learn more (score = 55)
Islam…click to learn more (score = 54)
Eastern Orthodox…click to learn more (score = 53)
Theravada Buddhist…click to learn more (score = 53)
Roman Catholic…click to learn more (score = 44)
Hindu…click to learn more (score = 41)
Humanist…click to learn more (score = 41)
Atheist/Agnostic…click to learn more (score = 31)
Jehovah’s Witness…click to learn more (score = 27)
Seventh Day Adventist…click to learn more (score = 27)
Mainline to Conservative Protestant…click to learn more (score = 24)
Jainism…click to learn more (score = 17)
Christian Science…click to learn more (score = 17)

Ran into this site yesterday on the Secular Students and Campus Freethought mailing lists. I wonder how many people here are on those. Stuff like that has happened before…
Here are the top ones…
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humanist 100
unit. univ. 96
atheist/agnos. 85
main-lib. prot. 75
lib. quak. 73
mahayana budd. 54
neo-pagan 54
theravada budd. 54
new age 39
scientology 36
**

It’s interesting to read the religion’s description afterwards…