Top Three:
Humanist…click to learn more (score = 100)
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 93) (Hey, look! They got me too! What a surprise!)
Atheist/Agnostic…click to learn more (score = 81)
Zero Values:
Mainline to Conservative Protestant…click to learn more (score = 0)
Christian Science…click to learn more (score = 0)
Eastern Orthodox…click to learn more (score = 0)
Roman Catholic…click to learn more (score = 0)
Islam…click to learn more (score = 0)
Latter Day…click to learn more (score = 0)
Top three:
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 100)
Humanist…click to learn more (score = 87)
Liberal Quaker…click to learn more (score = 85)
(This is a little bit weird, since my actual affiliation – atheist / agnostic – didn’t show up 'til sixth on the list, after Mainline to Liberal Protestant and Theravada Buddhist. But interesting test, anyway.)
Bottom three:
Christian Science…click to learn more (score = 11)
Mainline to Conservative Protestant…click to learn more (score = 3)
It just occurred to me that the phrase “Original OP” is redundant.
Oh well, I still think the original OP poster, whose post was very original, in a posting sense, was right. And original.
I found the Quaker FAQ; it doesn’t go into detail on Liberal Quakers, but frankly I’m intrigued enough to do more research. If y’all are interested I’ll let you know what I find.
Interestingly, I re-took this test this AM and the only thing that changed was Neo-Paganism crept into my top three:
UU
Liberal Quaker
Neo-Paganism
I don’t really count UU as a religion, either so I’ll call it MB instead and be done with it.
When I took the Pagan test the first choice was an odd one - the old Norse worship (Sorry, I’ve forgotten the name) - then Shamanism, then Druidism. Wicca was way at the bottom.
TOP THREE MATCHES
Hindu…click to learn more (score = 100)
New Age…click to learn more (score = 97)
Neo-Pagan…click to learn more (score = 88)
BOTTOM THREE MATCHES
Jehovah’s Witness…click to learn more (score = 14)
Atheist/Agnostic…click to learn more (score = 0)
Humanist…click to learn more (score = 0)
The questions were a gross oversimplification of theology but I can’t say the results I got were completely incorrect.
Top three
Mainline to Liberal Protestant… (score = 100)
(makes sense, I’m an evangelical Lutheran, quite liberal when compared to other Lutherans)
Liberal Quaker… (score = 95)
Unitarian Universalist… (score = 84)
Bottom three
Christian Science… (score = 19)
Jainism… (score = 12)
(Doesn’t bother me to step on a bug)
Hindu… (score = 12)
(or eat a Chicago dog)
What do you have to answer to get a high Satanist score anyway? I didn’t see any questions about baby sacrifice and listening to Ozzy records backwads
Top Three
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 100)
Mahayana Buddhist…click to learn more (score = 96)
Theravada Buddhist…click to learn more (score = 96)
Bottom Three
Orthodox Judaism…click to learn more (score = 5)
Roman Catholic…click to learn more (score = 0)
Islam…click to learn more (score = 0)
I’m surprised at the results because I selected for non-theist options all the way. What the heck do UU’s believe, anyway?
I know everybody’s been waiting on my answer, so here it is.
How jesus scored.
Mainline to Liberal Protestant…click to learn more (score = 100)
Liberal Quaker…click to learn more (score = 99)
Unitarian Universalist…click to learn more (score = 98)
Bahá’í…click to learn more (score = 97)
Reform Judaism…click to learn more (score = 91)
Neo-Pagan…click to learn more (score = 78)
Sikhism…click to learn more (score = 75)
New Age…click to learn more (score = 74)
Mahayana Buddhist…click to learn more (score = 73)
Orthodox Quaker…click to learn more (score = 72)
Orthodox Judaism…click to learn more (score = 64)
Latter Day…click to learn more (score = 64)
Scientology…click to learn more (score = 58)
New Thought…click to learn more (score = 55)
Islam…click to learn more (score = 54)
Eastern Orthodox…click to learn more (score = 53)
Theravada Buddhist…click to learn more (score = 53)
Roman Catholic…click to learn more (score = 44)
Hindu…click to learn more (score = 41)
Humanist…click to learn more (score = 41)
Atheist/Agnostic…click to learn more (score = 31)
Jehovah’s Witness…click to learn more (score = 27)
Seventh Day Adventist…click to learn more (score = 27)
Mainline to Conservative Protestant…click to learn more (score = 24)
Jainism…click to learn more (score = 17)
Christian Science…click to learn more (score = 17)
Ran into this site yesterday on the Secular Students and Campus Freethought mailing lists. I wonder how many people here are on those. Stuff like that has happened before…
Here are the top ones…
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humanist 100
unit. univ. 96
atheist/agnos. 85
main-lib. prot. 75
lib. quak. 73
mahayana budd. 54
neo-pagan 54
theravada budd. 54
new age 39
scientology 36
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It’s interesting to read the religion’s description afterwards…