Norbert Pearlroth
He was fluent in 11 languages, and spent almost every day from 1923 to 1974 in the New York Public Library, researching approximately 350,000 volumes, in 52 years.
And was shafted.
My cite–
http://www.absoluteastronomy.com/encyclopedia/n/no/norbert_pearlroth.htm
King Features ran a Ripley’s today, discussing Pearlroth with pride. They didn’t mention cramming a barge pole up his yin-yang with that retirement stunt, though. These coroporate shits have crust, I’ll tell ya.
We can’t get him a pension, but he had the Spirit Of The Dope, & may have been blood kin to Cecil Adams. He’d have made an excellent Doper.
I nominate Norbert Pearlroth, a researcher for Ripley’s Believe It Or Not to be an Honorary Doper.