Benefits of paid membership

[cainxinth]

Can someone tell me or link to the relevant page where I can see the benefits of paid of membership? I can’t seem to find the info. Thanks.

[Oakminster]

I don’t have a link, but off the top of my head, I think you get:

1. No ads
2. A location field under your user name
3. Post count is displayed
4. More private message storage space allowed
5. The ability to post a picture in your profille
6. “Member” rather than “Guest” as your title

[Hal_Briston]

Plus, if you see a Guest on the street, you’re legally allowed to give him/her a wedgie.

[TubaDiva]

@Hal_Briston

Plus, if you see a Guest on the street, you’re legally allowed to give him/her a wedgie.

That’s not true.

But you can say “Step aside, peasant.”

I kid, I kid. Just kick 'em out of the way.

[Corner_Case]

@TubaDiva

But you can say “Step aside, peasant.”

Count de Monet: It is said that the people are revolting.
King Louis XVI: You said it! They stink on ice!

[Oakminster]

@TubaDiva

That’s not true.

But you can say “Step aside, peasant.”

I kid, I kid. Just kick 'em out of the way.

Help, Help, I’m being repressed!

[Hal_Briston]

@TubaDiva

That’s not true.

Whoops…looks like I owe my wife an apology.

[DSYoungEsq]

@Hal_Briston

Whoops…looks like I owe my wife an apology.

How did you give a wedgie to a sheep? <innocent look>

[samclem]

@DSYoungEsq

How did you give a wedgie to a sheep? <innocent look>

He meant to say he pulled the wool over her eyes.

[TubaDiva]

Y’all are just too baaaad.

[Corner_Case]

Darn it.

[RaftPeople]

Real Title: Charter Charter Member
Location: 7-Eleven
Posts: 1500
Favorite Color: Sea Foam Green
Sorry to do this to the SDMB, but I can tell you posters how to get some of the features (as demonstrated in this post) of a paid membership for a low low one time fee of $3.95.

Not only do you get the fields like “Posts” and “Locations”, you can have additional fields added for just $1.00 per field. Just let me know if you are interested and we can make payment arrangements.

[TubaDiva]

@RaftPeople

Real Title: Charter Charter Member
Location: 7-Eleven
Posts: 1500
Favorite Color: Sea Foam Green
Sorry to do this to the SDMB, but I can tell you posters how to get some of the features (as demonstrated in this post) of a paid membership for a low low one time fee of $3.95.

Not only do you get the fields like “Posts” and “Locations”, you can have additional fields added for just $1.00 per field. Just let me know if you are interested and we can make payment arrangements.

But is there an app for that?

[Seven]

A moderator and administrator post in this thread but no answer to the OP or a verification Oakminster’s post?

Interesting.

I guess customer service isn’t one of the benefits.

[RaftPeople]

@TubaDiva

But is there an app for that?

Maybe. My approach, however, is more of a business method (easier to create, no maintenance).

[TubaDiva]

Of course I was being facetious. (Isn’t it fun?)

It’s always nice when Dopers do for one another, in this thread and everywhere else. A bit of knowledge, a bit of humor, it’s all a good thing.

Thanks to everyone who makes this place – and the day – a tad better.

[Scuba_Ben]

@Seven

A moderator and administrator post in this thread but no answer to the OP or a verification Oakminster’s post?

Interesting.

I guess customer service isn’t one of the benefits.

They got distracted by spinning a yarn.

[RaftPeople]

@TubaDiva

Of course I was being facetious. (Isn’t it fun?)

I know. Half of what I post is not serious, but it’s not always obvious.