Bernie's chances: Speak to me in sports analogies

And they’d hand it to Biden in a second if he wanted it.

What he really needs is for the opposing team to suddenly crash and burn in a tragic air plane accident, or perhaps to have their key stars all get arrested or banned from play for the rest of the series. Then he needs to win from a 3-1 deficit, basically winning all the remaining games and hope he doesn’t have an off night anyway.

He’s screwed, basically…his only hope is that something bad happens to Clinton, either physically or some right wing fantasy that she is arrested and dragged off to prison by the FBI because of all the evil stuff she has in her closet. That’s basically where all of the Republican contenders with the possible exception of Cruz are as well wrt Trump.

Boring. If we’re going to use sports analogies here, let’s make the sport Hunger Games or Rollerball or Thunderdome.

Bernie is Tom Brady, waiting for Hilary, as Drew Bledsoe, to get injured.

Yeah, Biden could probably beat every other candidate head-to-head, Republican, Democrat, or otherwise.

Of course the Republican shit-flinging machine would work overtime as usual, but I doubt that much would stick.

He’s at bat in the top of the ninth, one out, no one’s on base, and he’s down by 4. He’s got to do a lot to tie, even more to lead, and Hillary’s still got another three outs. It’s not over, strange things happen sometimes, but the non die-hard fans with small children have left the stadium before traffic gets bad.

These analogies are so contigucentric. Can someone put it in Iditarod language? Has Bernie eaten his wheel dogs yet?

Sarah Palin’s drunk husband just rammed his snow machine into Bernie’s dogs, about halfway through the course. Clinton was in the lead, with a clear route all the way into Nome.

'Cuz Alaska: Where men are men & women win the Iditarod!!