Just like the title says anything he has written ( West Wing, Sports Night, American President…etc.)
About Jeremy’s new girlfriend
Casey: Does she like sports?
Jeremy: She likes sports. We talk about sports.
Casey: You’re dating a porn star who likes sports?
Jeremy: I know, that’s why I’m not talking about it. Any minute now my mother’s going to wake me up and tell me it’s time to go to school.
Dan talking to a girl who won’t go out with him because her ex was a sports anchor
“Let me tell you something. First of all, I’m a sports anchor, not a sportscaster. Second of all, you married a jerk. I know about Steve Cisco, everybody knows about Steve Cisco. Sister, you married a loser, and the fact that you think that that man’s low-grade brand of manhood is any way indicative of my profession is beneath your obvious intelligence and class. What guys like that do to women like you makes me absolutely crazy. I knew I recognized you. Will you look at this? You’re working late, I have a show to do in ten minutes just twelve stories up. There’s no earthly reason why you shouldn’t be having dinner with me after the show. It’d be midnight, and we’d go to a great place, and I’d ask you about your day because I genuinely do care about your day, and I’d be funny and you’d have a good time. And when I took you home at like 3am, I’d try to kiss you goodnight, and I think I’d be successful. In fact, I know it. And I can’t believe none of that’s ever gonna happen 'cause once there was a time you married an idiot. I gotta get back to my job, which, rest assured, I do considerably better than Steve Cisco.” –Dan
“You know, sometimes it’s worth it - taking all the pies in the face. Sometimes you come through it feeling good.” -Dan
“And how was your day?” -Dan
“Sometimes you just stand there, hip-deep in pie.” -Casey