Best after-Xmas sale EVER!!!

[Jackmannii]

A couple of cemeteries in our area have an unbelievably tempting offer. From the ad in today’s paper:

“Private Estates/Cremation EstatesBurial Gardens “CLEARANCE” SALE! PLEASE CALL FOR YOUR PRIVATE TOUR!” “In addition any family that DOES NOT currently own burial property will receive “COMPLIMENTARY” “Burial Certificate”** Valued up to $1,500. 10% OFF All burial merchandise! Vaults, markers, monuments, benches, memorial trees”

**Does not include endowment care, processing fees, or perpetual care fee

I would go, except there are probably already long lines of people loading up their pickups with vaults, monuments, memorial trees etc.

[Czarcasm]

Are there discounts if I bring my own shovel?

[EmilyG]

Some people are just dying to get a bargain.

[Count_Blucher]

@Czarcasm

Are there discounts if I bring my own shovel?

…don’t some people complain when you start shoveling dirt in their face?
Then again, that’s why they make these.

Sure, its $15 extra… but what price would you put on your piece of mind?

[running_coach]

@Count_Blucher

**…don’t some people complain when you start shoveling dirt in their face?
**

Then again, that’s why they make these.

Sure, its $15 extra… but what price would you put on your piece of mind?

Shovels are a multi-function tool.

Peace of mind.

[It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery]

This sounds like a great opportunity to get in on the ground floor. I can dig it.

[kopek]

What ground-breaking marketing!