Five, sorry, but in my defense when you are reading a thread dedicated to breasts you kinda have to accept what you get. Had that been in one of the creationist debates in GD…then its a bit different.
No complaints here if a Mod wants to drop in a little notice for everyone. Oh, and get to work ;).
Mmm… breasts.
I find myself unable to say anyone objectively. There’s just too many people to choose from…
She might be an also-ran as an actress, but when it comes to breasts, I can’t believe I have to be the first person to mention Nikki Cox!
Helen Hunt in As Good as it Gets
I 2nd the Nikki Cox suggestion.
Mrs 2sense insisted on watching her new show ( on the WB, I think ) over my protests. My protests lessened considerably after the first few minutes of the program and by the end I was hypnotized by Ms Cox’s bosom.
Sad but true.
Well, she’s definitely matured since she was in that Muppet movie, Labyrinth. (That was back in '86.) Then she was in The Rocketeer where she showed she was definitely past puberty.
You know, you’re right, she hasn’t aged much since Rocketeer, has she?
I’m voting for Christina Ricci, anyway.
I second the votes for:
Nikki Cox
Christina Ricci
I must also mention that I am quite surprised by the nice looking breasts attached to Jennifer Connelly’s bod. I was pleasantly impressed. BTW, Omniscient, nice link, real nice. God bless the paparazzi who took that picture 
How come Anna Nicole Smith hasn’t been mentioned? Don’t silicon-stuffed breasts count for the purpose of this highly relevant discussion?
Now, now, guys! Quantity is not quality. Gimme firm, perfect, elegant small-to-medium REAL breasts over silicone beefups any day. Bigger is not always better, and too much is a horrible thing. That one huge-chested blonde in “Stripper” is a pure silicone freak. She’s got a nice face, but there’s nothing sexy about her.
Oui magazine lives!
Despite that rant…
Salma Hayek. (I don’t know if she’s had “help.” Don’t care. She’s da total package.)
(Anna Nicole Smith is and always was a pig. Yuck.)
Elaborating on my previous profound statement to this thread:
Breasts…mmm…happy thoughts
Implants…eew… someone hand me a trash can, I want to vomit.
Wow.
I’ll throw a nomination for Mimi Rogers into the ring.
http://www.fillies.com/gpix2/rogers_mimi/mimi013.jpg
If I’m allowed to go back a bit I’ll also nominate Lynda Carter.
Best breasts?
Alyssa Milano.
Ava Gardner
See “Night of the Iguana” for details.
I like small breasts and waists, so my pick is Charlize Theron. Look at her cover on the May 99 Playboy, an tell me small breasted women can’t be hot!
Courtney Cox.
Um, wait a minute…they were there a minute ago. Now where’d they get off to?
Christina Ricci. I love that girl, even tho I’m female…she’s just awesome! 
I do not understand this reply…Oh, it seems to have proper grammatical structure, and the words can all be found in any standard English dictionary, but the underlying concept it tries to express seems so absurd, so completely contrary to a true understanding of bosomhood, that I have cause to doubt either OrcaChow’s sanity for writing it, or my own for reading it. Is it just a dream…? No. Let us state this as a first principle:
Bigger is better.
Always.
So: the question of who has the best breasts can be answered with a simple tape measure test. 'Nuff said.
To quote Cary Elwes: “There’s a shortage of perfect breasts. 'Twould be a pity to damage yours.”
Robin Wright. The Princess Bride. Questions?
I don’t think big fake breast should be allowed because that’s cheating. I don’t think an absolute winner can be determined here, since great breasts are not an exclusive feature of anyone. I agree with the previous selections of Salma Hayek (assuming they’re real) Charlize Theron (bodily speaking, the woman has the total package) Mimi Rogers (for all you size kings) and Jennifer Connely (so round, so well formed, so…).
To REALLY settle this debate for myself, I had to look elsewhere on the body, and myself that profound question: who in showbiz has the best ass? The winner here is clearly Jennifer Lopez. When I considered just how great Ms. Lopez’s voluminous gluteous maximus is, I had to admit her chest isn’t bad either. Sure it’s small, but there’s no doubt it’s real. She’s got a hard dancers body and a beautiful face. I’ll give the title of “Best Breasts” to Ms. Lopez, solely because, like Ms. Theron, sh is the complete package. But I like Latinas, so Ms. Lopez wins overall, based on a acategory that Theron can’t compete in.
I can’t believe I just wrote the above. What kind of freak am I??
