Who has the most perfect breasts in Hollywood?

In My Humble Opinion
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Denise Richards or Natasha Hendstrich? I can’t decide. Denise was showing the guns in full force in Wild Things and they were nice, but Natashas spread in Stuff magazine has me wondering who would win in a battle of the breasts?

If you think someone else has better breasts than these fine girls then feel free to post, but it is doubtful that there are any 4 more perfect breasts in hollywood today.

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between the 2, denise…

but the best… well that would be liz hurley…

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Jennifer Connelly.

Game.Set.Match.

Thanks for playing.

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John Goodman

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MY GOD, FINALLY AN AWE-INSPIRING THREAD!!!

Out of those two, I would have to say Natasha, based on a variety of factors.

  1. She has shown them much more than Richards.
  2. She has appeared completely naked, on screen, for a longer period of time than Richards.
  3. Her breasts do not appear to be fake, which I immediately though when I saw Richards in Wild Things.
  4. Her nipples are nice.
  5. Her breasts are the perfect size; not too large and not too small. about a hand in a half full.
  6. They appear lusciuosly soft.
  7. The bounce perfectly, the entire breast going in one fluid motion, first up and then down.

Now…Does she have Hollywood’s most perfect breasts? I used to think so. However, as of late, some tough competitors have come to light.

In the real breast category:

  1. Elizabeth Hurly.
  2. Jessica Alba (she hasn’t shown them, but they have to be nice.
  3. Madonna-the qualifier being, during the late 80’s, early 90’s. I know that she has nipples that are just a little too small, but for my money she’s got a sweet rack.
  4. Alissa Milano
  5. Angelina Jolie: Say what you want about her mental state, but DAMN have you seen Gia? Alright, enough said.

Fake Breasts:

  1. Jenna Jameson: Early 90’s. No better nipple existed. Also the contrast between the tan of her lower breast and her upper breast was esquisit.
  2. Brook Burke: The tightest body, followed up by the tightest titties.
  3. Charisma Carpenter: I haven’t seen 'em, I’m not entirely sure that their fake, but they have to be nice.
  4. Christina Aguilera: Another no-shower. While they aren’t the near the nicest, and her body is that of a twelve year old boys, I felt that I should include her because she didn’t make them huge . Which is a tendency of women in Hollywood.

This list is by no means complete and represents only one man’s opinion.

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Halle Berry looks pretty good to me.

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Tia Carrera’s looked pretty good in her Playboy spread…

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mmmmm…Alissa Milano

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You know Meatros that thread listing things that you do better than, or have more information about than 99.9% of the rest of the planet is still open. :smiley:

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Now, I agree, in clothes, Halle is smoking hot. However, in the film “Sword Fish” her breasts were a little on the malnurished side. I don’t know there was something unappealing to them…Now, in Monster’s ball, I’d have to give her +5 points for her naked buttocks alone.

In other words, until I am holding them in my hands, I’m withholding judgement :smiley:

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:smiley:

hey, when it comes to breasts, I’m a harsh judge. I know what I like:D

Although, I pale in comparison to say…Mr. Skin.

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Links!!! How can I be an impartial judge without links?

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Of those two Denise. But I’d say there are better. How about Heather Grahm? She showed more then her boobies in that one movie. Mmmm. And how about that girl from 7th Heaven. I forgot her name.

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I never get tired of freeze framing Jamie Lee Curtis in Trading Places.

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I just wanted to pop in and say Meatros, that was one of the best and most informative breast exposés I’ve seen in awhile.

:smiley:

(you’re hilarious!)

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You really want porn links??

Cause, I could give you porn links…:smiley:

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You know, I was going to mention Heather Graham. Her boogie-nights work was an excellent chance to see her acting chops. Why, when she was stripped while on skate-I was almost moved to tears because of the beauty and fluidity of her movements.:smiley:

However, her next film should be even better.

The thing with her though is she’s just a touch pale-and not in a good way. Rose Mcgowan is pale in a good way. Forgive me for TMI, but her pink nipples are saliva-inducing. I can get a pudgy just by staring at her.

Her taste in men however is distressing. Marilyn Manson:eek: ??

Mmmm…but them dirty pillows. Those are art…

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70th heaven-Jessica Beal. She’s another one high up there. She’s got it all, looks, a touch of elegant class, and a body that could induce heart-attacks. I was a little distressed by her “gear” photo’s, I mean wasn’t she 17? She made me feel as though I were a dirty pervert for her being underage.

It didn’t, however, stop me from oogling her pictures…

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That was a good scene, but when she was in True Lies, damn, if they had a “nipple” slip scene, I’m sure that another 10 million in the box office would have been the difference.

Just my opinion though…

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