Okay, well that last post sucked…I was going to say;
Thanks Jazz,
And, I believe that, if you are going to talk about breasts-you should do it right.
You know, I don’t even know who Jessica Biel is, or what she’s been in, but she still gets my vote. Whenever I go to imdb.com to check out some movie info, there’s always a picture of her in a pink sweater. I can now pick those things out of a lineup with no problem.
Meatros,
thank you for your VERY informative post! 
Although I have long had a desire for Denis Richards, your arguments for Natasha swayed me. I am now one of your converts.
I urge all to check out Natashas Stuff shoot from October I think. The cover shot is outstanding. Here you can see a little version of the cover in case you missed it.
IT is on the left .
I want to eat her titties.
Since I don’t like falsies, Denise Richards is out. Besides, they didn’t even look that good Wild Things. I think she gets rated so high because every breast-loving person on Earth wanted to see them, and she obliged us.
Halle’s look much better in a bra, as do Heather Graham’s.
From my experience, the ideal set for me is a big 34B, meaning that they’re in between 34B&C. Nothing like an overfull demi-bra waiting to release its contents…
My top 10, in no particular order (all real boobies as far as I know):
Helen Hunt - perfect boobs
Anne Heche - very perky
Natasha Henstridge - very nice
Jennifer Love Hewitt - huge for her frame but are fabulous
Jessica Alba - perfectly proportioned
Jessica Biel - seem to be getting bigger by the day. the “gear” spread was great.
Sharon Stone - her nakedness was enough to launch her career.
Jennifer Anniston - her “look at me!” nipples keep me watching “friends”
Katie Holmes - much better than I expected in “The Gift”
Kirsten Dunst - bouncy bouncy bouncy
If I had to pick a pair, I’d go with Anniston’s, just because I’ve been enrapured with them for so long.
The queen of falsies for me is Shannon Elizabeth. Her doctor should be given some sort of award for that pair!
Terry Hachett of course. “They’re real. And they’re spectacular.”
Don’t know about the best but Barbara Bush has the two biggest boobs- George W. and Jeb.
She must also be deformed, cause you forgot her third (and undoubtedly biggest) boob–Neal.
Regarding Denise Richards: I haven’t asked her, but I’m pretty sure that my wife would sniff contemptuously that she has papaya-shaped breasts.
I’ll go with Jennifer Connelly.
You bring up an interesting point with Shannon Elizabeth. I’d, sinfully, forgotten about her rack. She has nice, tanned, sweater pillows. She’s the type that you’d spy on at a nude beach and try desperately to cover your wood.
I’d have to disagree with Helen Hunt-To be fair, I will reconsider if and when I ever see her breasts. The reason she wouldn’t make my top ten is because, whenever I see her, I don’t see her breasts. I know she has 'em, but they aren’t brought to my attention. Now if you just said she’s on your top ten list of hot women, that’s one thing, but we are talking breasts here.
Kirsten Dunst-I’m going to have to reserve my judgement on this one to. I think they might be an optical illusion, because in some of her films they have seemed to curve out like bananas-which isn’t necessarily a bad thing, but it’s usually not a good thing.
Katie Holmes in the gift was nice, but nothing special, IMHO.
Anne Heche-I’d agree with you there. She’s a psycho, nutsmuggling, loone, but she’s got a nice body.
Alba, Beil, and Hewitt, all fine choices, although I’m going to kick Hewitt off of my list, and I suggest you do the same because she’s keeping the goods to herself. There’s no way she’s going to do a nice revealing “spread”, and because of this I say we protest and bring “Ms. Disney” down.
Sharon Stone…That’s a tough one. On the one hand I agree that, in Basic Instinct they were nice, and in Sliver she had my attention (I love the tub scene for example. I say that she’s a tough one because they looked absolutely fabulous in those too movies, but I don’t know if they’ve held up well. I suppose if Basic Instinct Two ever comes out, we will know for certain. If you put a qualifier on Stone, such as her perfect breasts in BI and Sliver, then yes she’s up there.
Jennifer Aniston- Everyone is going to call me a sinner, but I’d have to say “no” at this point. I’d have given her the top spot if she hadn’t have lost all of her “nice” weight. I mean, she couldn’t have many feathers for her dirty pillows at this point. Not to mention I think she ruined a good thing by losing all that weight. If she put on ten pounds, I’d say she was golden.
Okay, I’d now like to bring up another two contenders, that have been painfully missing:
Heidi Klum: Really, is there any reason why I should expound on why she should be included? I think not. Her accent might be horrible, her hair might be bad, but for GODSAKE, her body and breasts are out-standing! Put on top of this that she’s a Victoria Secret model and you’ve got butter, peacans, and a side of ice cream all roled up into one delicious package.
And for the second one, how could we all have forgotten about Tyra Banks? Come on people! I was mordified when I stumbled across a picture of her. Her exclusion thus far is likened to excluding Moses from the bible ( ). Not only does she have nice, big, plump, perfectly purportioned cans, but she’s also a Victoria Secret Model, and she’s hotter than a furnace. Her breasts seem too ooze perfection. I could get lost staring at those puppies all day. Stack on top of that, her ass and you’ve got a perfect evening ahead of you…But hey, that’s just my opinion.
I’d agree with Tyra Banks. Pure perfection. And I’d second Teri Hatcher as well.
If we start delving into the realm of porn, I’d say that I like Chloe Vevrier, Kerrie Marie, and Lindsey McKenzie, all of whom have very shapely ta-ta’s that are 100% natural.
Helen shows them in a love scene with Eric Stoltz in a movie called “The Waterdance”. Screen caps are available all over the net. Do a quick search for them and get back to me.
I included Sharon Stone because they looked so good in the past and because they still looked good in “If These Walls Could Talk 2”(a 2000 HBO film), in which she has a love scene with Ellen DeGeneres.
I purposefully didn’t include supermodels because I thought the OP was only looking for “women in hollywood”. Barring the forgettable guest appearances the two superladies you mentioned have made, I don’t think they qualify. Also, you were remiss in excluding Gisele “the body” Bundchen.
This is the thread for screwing up women’s names it seems…
Jennifer Beals
Teri Hatcher
:rolleyes:
And we all know that Alec Baldwin has the most perfect breasts in Hollywood.
sheesh
I know all those words but that doesn’t make any sense in english. Then again I thought Woody was running the wrong way in the giant breast scene in Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Sex*
At any rate I’m a bit suprised no one has mentioned Dana Delany but her career seems to have been less than stellar since she showed off the girls in Exit to Eden
*But were afraid to ask.
Fake ones mean the girl is out in my book
Jennifer Connelly had the perfect boobs in hollywood but after seeing her at the Oscars she looked like a waif so I’m wondering if the weight loss ruined a great thing.
That chick in Titanic had a nice rack. She’s a little on the heavy side, at least based on Hollywood standards, but that was the appeal to me. She has a body that an average everyday woman would have.
I was drooling over Helen Hunt in Twister. Those tank tops she’d wear provided just enough in the support/jiggle department.
Jamie Lee Curtis helped me become a man in that Trading Places scene. I’d love to shake Christopher Guest’s hand and imagine where they’ve been. I bet they took his up to eleven.
I am not an expert as you guys are and I am not really that interested… but what about Janet Jackson?
I have thought of having a reduction myself. I guess that makes some of you shutter. LOL
Y’all are killing me without any links. . .
Tripler
“Teats”? Yeah, they’re on cows.
May I just say that it absolutely boggles my mind how much thought some of you have put into this issue? Hell, I don’t even know who half these women are!
Well, ok, maybe “thought” isn’t really the proper word…