Who has the most perfect breasts in Hollywood?

Not necessarily (though, as a rule, that just seems wrong.

However, if you’ll post some pictures, we’ll be happy to give you our expert opinions. :slight_smile:

Are you confusing Jennifer Beals with Jessica Biel? The similarity is definitely in name only, not in the area that this thread addresses.

Uma Thurman.

Especially at the 2002 Oscars.

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I do want to point out that Tyra Banks has been in a few movies: Higher Learning and a few others.

You know, I had forgotten about “if these walls could talk”. You do have a point there. I also want to add that Ellen DeGeneres’ breasts were fantastic in that movie too.

Breasts can be too big, if you ask me. Dana Delany is another fine choice. Exit to Eden had plenty of “excellent” footage of her. She also has perfectly porportioned and shaped breasts. Her nipples are nice too.

For me, breasts can be too large. A nice breast is a nice breast though. For example: Bridget Fonda. To me, she has nice breasts, they might be a little small for some other folks, but it’s all about shape…well that’s not true, it’s about texture too, but I gotta face facts, I ain’t ever going to have a chance to touch any of the fine breasts I have mentioned…
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Now I’m sad…

Janet Jackson. Hmm…Sorry, she doesn’t do it for me. She screams of plastic, which isn’t always a bad thing, but in her case (to me) it is.

Naw, if you’re going to bring up Uma, mention her from that blind movie (Jennifer 8) or from Baron Munchhowsers adventure (?).

She’s nice but I think she’s a tad tall-which don’t get me wrong, it doesn’t detract from her chest, but it does play with the porportions a little bit.

I say include only porn stars who’s name would be recognizable (such as Jenna Jameson), because otherwise no one would know who you’re talking about. Sure a quick search would provide a lot of hits…

Yes, I have sinned for not mentioning Gisele, but for some reason I figured that I would set an artificial limit of two for Victoria Secret models. I think it would be a tough fight between Gisele and Klum (Tyra, at least as far as breasts goes, is automatically number 1 in the VS department). I finally picked Klum over Gisele because her breasts were fuller and matched her body more…*

  • Okay, the fact that she hasn’t boned Leonard DiCaprio might have given her an edge too…

I was thinking about adding Janine to the list, being as she might be recognizable from Blink 182’s album cover, but she’s still a little obscure. FWIW though, she has absolutely nummy nipples. Perfect color of pink, highlighted by a nice surrounding orb.:smiley:

How about Tera Patrick? If you know who she is, you KNOW what I mean!

I’d like two pickets to Tittsburgh, please.

Some very fine breasts have been mentioned here. I must admit that Natasha Henstridge has a great pair (until they turned into grean tentacles) And Heather Graham is fantastic. I’m also quite partial to Charlize Theron’s breasts. I dunno, there are just too many to pick one perfect pair…

Ok, I’m pleased to be able to return to this thread and happy to add some more insights (and questions for the experts)–

someone asked about Helen Hunt and not having enough evidence to judge by: did you see her in “As Good as it Gets”? when she had walked up to Jack Nicholson’s apartment soaking wet from the rain in a white t-shirt? Oh my god. simply beautiful.

and what about the actress who played the blue morphing body in “X-men”? Rebecca something-or-other: perfect breasts.

and a personal favorite is the sleepy-eyed, big lower-lipped Victoria Secret model, you know the one I mean (but whose name I can’t remember)–she’s older and a little bigger, ‘normal’ sized body than most of the VS models. Damn. what is her name? she has fantastic breasts.

And I’d just like to add that everyone (two?) mentioned here in this thread are beautiful in her own right; in fact, I love just about every woman’s breasts. And I’m not even a ‘breast-man’.

Except, nix on Janet Jackson. they look like they’d be lost without the super-tight, 3-size-too-small covers she wraps them in. unsightly bulging, if you know what I mean; assymetric; no shape of their own. Just not my type.

And they can definitely be too-big. My ideal is somewhere around a firm C, or a shade smaller. Depends mostly on the woman who owns them, though.

Alyssa Milano is my personal favorite celeb babe. I would lick her between her toes. Having established my bona fides, I have to point out that she has implants. They’re astonishingly good ones, probably the best in Hollywood, but if that sort of thing really turns you off, I just though you should know. I couldn’t care less: she always looks amazing to these eyes.

In the category of perfection, I must point out two women who I didn’t see mentioned in a medium quick run through of this thread: Gretchen Mol (watch Forever Mine) and Penelope Cruz (watch Open Your Eyes). Sheer mammarian perfection, both.

Ditto on Tera Patrick. Her whole body is completely astounding and she’s knee-bucklingly gorgeous, too.

Here’s a link…

These are great breasts.

You’re welcome.

While I’m mostly in agreement with the Connely Game-Set-Match I would be remiss were I not to honor the twin temples that are possibly the…

Best. Boobies. Ever.

She does have another side as well…

I know who you mean, and I agree, she does have some nice ample “attractions”. Shit, she’s hot all over. Nice and natural!:smiley:

As far as Charlize Theron goes, I’d give her a solid B, B+ in the breast department. Where she shine is her ass. That girl did some step aerobics or something because it’s breathtakingly shaply.:smiley:

Laetitia Casta-I have to give you credit on this one. Not only is she hot, foreign, and a model, she has perfect breasts! In fact, IIRC, didn’t France threaten to protest if she moved her mammaries out of the country? Now that’s what I call home team support.
Her nipples are nice, slightly puffy, pink, and her breasts look so soft, almost like cotton candy.:smiley:
I don’t understand the Jennifer Connelly attraction-Yes, she’s hot and has nice breasts, but am I to infer that you would rather snuggle her tubs as opposed to Tyra Banks, or another hot ladies tubs?

Jennifer Anniston.

And now shes’ going to have a baby, who will probably breast fed. Lucky bastard.