The magazine “In Touch Weekly” has announced the results of its Best Cleavage in Hollywood poll. The winners are:
Nothing to add, except “mmmmm boobies”.
No links? No jokes about “In Touch” magazine talking about boobies? I have taught you nothing?
My only objection: Halle Berry. Awesome boobs, but I wouldn’t really call that “cleavage.” In my head “cleavage” means that the boobs have to be big enough to touch and cleave.
Wow, my list would look very different.
For starters, Lacy Chabert needs some recognition.
I agree, Lacey Chabert should be on that list. This coming from a leg man. It’s rare if I notice a woman’s chest, but yeah, Lacey is stacked.
At least 3, and possibly more on that list are silicone sisters. I know it’s a petty objection, but I think it cheapens it somehow.
If you must have a link you could try Zipperfish’s What’s Her Bra Size for training purposes.
What? You think my brain is working right now?
As for links; I dunno…maybe you should try Google - you might get lucky and someone on the internet might have posted something about breasts.
Personally, I was shocked by Tyra Banks’ absense on this list. We’re talking a Victoria Secrets model with two major league … television series.
Kick ass that Susan Sarandon still makes the grade – she’s 59, and still got a nice set. 
No Eva Mendes and they call that a list?
And Jennifer Titty, er Tilly? Geez!
Scarlett Johansson is one lovely young woman, but “cleavage” is not a term I associate with her. Catherine Zeta-Jones’s cleavage is currently starring in a Zorro movie with some Spanish guy; she belongs on the list.
No kidding! Jennifer Tilly presents the Platonic ideal of boobies.
Not to mention Jill Hennessy, although I guess her profile (so to speak) isn’t high enough for this sort of top ten list.
Good lord. I’d never heard of her before. Surely that cleavage just makes all others obsolete?
Jessica Simpson doesn’t really have boobs anymore.They used to be glorious though!
I also think that Mariah’s funbags of fakey goodness are much nicer than Carmen’s.
Am I the only one who thought that first shot of Ms. Simpson from the waist up was taken during an especially difficult bowel movement? I believe the cylindrical object in her hand might be some kind of fancy toilet paper holder.
Jill’s 37, Jennifer is 47 and I’ll take one of each thank you very much!
Interesting how television stars get short shrift on that list, except Nicollette Sheridan’s ridiculously fake chest.
Nikki Cox, currently starring on Las Vegas, should be number one. GIS comes up with better pictures, but they can’t be directly linked to.
Laura Prepon. Lucy Lawless. There should be a television top ten all by itself.
