Who Has The Best Butt You Have Seen?

As a companion thread to Who Had The Best Bust You Have Seen?.

Who Has The Best Butt You Have Ever Seen?

I’ll start out with a professional - Sasha Grey (not nude but these are pictures of a woman’s ass)

Will Smith.

Descamisado.

No, srsly, this dude Marvin who works with my husband. Daaaaayyyyyyummmmmm.

Oh my.

And remember, in this thread you cannot lie and you can’t deny.

My ex-girlfriend Patti.

Honorable mention to Kim Wardlaw, a cheerleader at my highschool who went on to be named the “#2 Superhotty of the Federal Judiciary” in 2004.

Miranda from Mass Effect 2.

Kim Kardashian.

I’m going to stick with Kate Hudson. Might as well love the whole package.

But this is a tough question! So many nice butts to consider, so little bunk time available.

Nina Hartley

I’ll have to answer Ines Sainz.

Doris Day. Honestly. The woman played all of those girl-next-door roles, but was a slut at heart and had a great tush.

Yeah, she is my ideal physical specimen of a woman. Just my type.

I’m going to go with that college pole vaulter who’s picture swept the intarwebs a few years ago, Allison Stokke.

An unknown woman at the gym. You could crack walnuts on it.

Agreed. She’s freakin’ awesome.

An ex toy boy of mine. Lordy, he had a delicious bum…

When she was in prime form, I agree. She’s gotten a bit softer recently. I must find out more about Sasha Grey, though.

Forgot to add: Nicki Minaj

::kicks dirt, bashfully::

Gee, shucks, thanks.

::walks away, proudly::

A girl I dated about 15 years ago. It was, without question, the best ass I’ve ever seen on anyone- amateur, professional, porn, you name it. It was perfectly sized and shaped and without the slightest flaw or imperfection, and as smooth as china.

Now excuse me while I daydream about it for a while.