What's the deal with Vida Guerra's famous butt?

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I know, it’s beautiful. Just Google Image it and you’ll see (even in Safe Mode). I’m not gonna post a link because it’s obviously NSFW even if Google Search Safe.

Besides the question I have is, how do you get famous for the beauty of your butt? Was her butt … DISCOVERED? Like those gals who used to hang out at that Hollywood pharmacy’s ice cream counter waiting to be discovered back in the 40s and 50s? Was there some kind of ad campaign or TV program built around her butt? I mean, other women have famously beautiful butts, but they generally have been noticed for some other reason initially, like J-Lo in the movies, Tina Rigdon in aerobics and Nina Hartley in porn (a WORKING butt if you will).

Was Guerra famous for something else initially? All I’ve ever heard about her was her gorgous butt. And how do you get famous for your butt? That’s what I want to know.

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You appeal to a demographic known for butt worship. Same as J. Lo did.

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I had never heard of this woman before opening this thread and I have no answer to Captor’s question, but after doing a Google image search, I have to say that is a quality ass. I’ve got nothing else.

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Same as Diogenes. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a nicer butt. Goodness gracious me.

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Wikipedia says that she’s pretty much famous for having a nice butt.

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I would sell my mother to have that body. Especially her ass. Og DAMN.

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Woah, that ass would stand out two states over in a parka. Nice.

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Translation for the Brits: I say, that lady has a pretty bottom!

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The Wikipedia article pretty much answers your question:

It’s not an end, it’s just a beginning …

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Arse, arse, I tell you.

:stuck_out_tongue:

Si

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Um. It’s…perfect? Scientists calibrate their instruments off of it. I mean, what more do you need to know?

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Her butt made a cameo in the Burger King commercial staring Darius Rucker. Search YouTube for “Burger King Hootie” or something, it’s on there. It has her in hot pants with “Vida” on the ass of them, pumping a railroad handcar just as the lyrics say something about “a fine caboose”. Be sure to catch the phallic french fries becoming erect at the “grow like weeds” mark.

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God, that thing’s amazing.

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Picked from the huddled masses of young lasses with great asses by FHM? Could be. But I suspect there’s more to her tale than that.

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Um. She’s also crazy hot?

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Even if I’m more a breast-oggling guy that an arse-worshipper, I have to say: MAN!!!

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I’m a mostly hetero woman. I understand boob afficianados, legs, stomachs, whatever. Women’s butts usually escape me, however. It’s not that I don’t appreciate them, it’s that I think *most *of them are kinda nice. I just don’t quite get what makes one better than another…
…but I’m here to say that’s a mighty fine ass! That puts nearly all other asses I’ve ever seen to shame. It makes me want to do naughty things to it.

So thank you for fighting my butt ignorance, Evil Captor!

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Meh, her knees are a bit pointy.

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You misspelled ‘tail.’ And how could there be any more to it?

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Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever seen this much consensus on the boards over a woman’s looks before. Seroiously, we’re at about twenty posts, and not only has no one came in to say they think she’s fugly with an ass not fit to sit on their neighbor’s toilet, no one has even said something along the lines of:
“Meh, it’s alright. I’ve seen better.”

I’m sure it will happen eventually, but usually it happens around the second or third post.
And I’ll also add that the ass is indeed lucious, and the rest of it ain’t so bad neither.