What's the deal with Vida Guerra's famous butt?

Funny I should have used that exact word that has that double meaning …

You won’t get any help from me…I just took a peek from my office computer and now I’m feeling all…funny in me nethers, matey.

No actually that was it. People didn’t even know her name, and the picture obviously didn’t show her face at all. It was your typical “gaggle of hot girls in sexy lingerie posing at a bar” shot, i believe she was leaning on the bar with her back to the camera. The rest as they say, is history.

I find the lass callipygous.

Me too, dammit.

Yep, that’s one prime pooper.
I’ve never heard of her befor this either.

Only on this board. Only on the Dope. I love this place. :slight_smile:

Still prime hiney as of this post.

Even white boys got to shout.

That butt renders me unable to come up with a witty reply. 'Nuff said, really.

A fantastic ass, indeed. I mean, it’s amazing. That said, I saw a set of pictures of her without airbrushing. . . oh my, that was rough.

Ah yes, here are some pictures (NSFW):

Eep.

Still better than I, by any point, but yeah. Eep.

OMG!!! :eek:

As Belial’s Representative before the court, I have to ask how we can authenticate such pictures. Isn’t it just as easy to paint cellulite on as take it off?

But yeah, you’re probably right. Still, a finer can than I can can-can!

I really hate to be the one to say it, but…

That butt does nothing for me. I am not a “butt gal”, for the record, however, I figured from all the hype that I could be converted. Nah.

I still prefer a great set of shoulders!

You should get banned for ruining the fantasy.

Vida Guerra gained a very lucrative career after her FHM shoot, including live appearances. If her butt really looked like the photoshop expose, this would not have happened. She’s a good looking woman.

I think her butt is way overrated. I like mine a little smaller, though not Cameron Diazy. Hers ain’t in the top thousand.

If you like J. Lo’s big butt, mine might be two or three times as good!

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Wow, I’m surprised this many of you had not heard of her.

I hope I’m not liable for any coronaries caused by telling you about Keyra Augustina. Take a second too Google her name, or even just “Internet ass queen”. She may be a bit petite for some of you, but as always YMMV.

You’re welcome.

But let’s be honest here: what’s more likely? A big giant ass that is dimply and cellulitey or a big giant ass that is PERFECTLY SMOOTH?

But to point two, I totally agree.