What's the deal with Vida Guerra's famous butt?

I’m getting a backache looking at the contortions those lasses are going through to showcase the butts. I’m wondering if those seemingly-wondrous booties are just a factor of hyperextension of the hind end plus one heck of a swayback.

She has knees?

looks again

Wait, did you say knees?

looks again

Oh. So she does.

(Hetero gal here, too, with a MFA (mighty fine ass) of my own. But wow. That girl makes me look bad.)

I’m not really an ass-girl, with the exception of my husband’s ass.

But wow.

ETA: Butt wow?

I’ve done some careful study and, no, that’s not just artful posturing. Those are authentic badonkadonks.

…old chap

I think I am witnessing some kind of trans-Atlantic divide. Americans seem to love girls with, well, gigantic arses. Brits not so much. She’s attractive, but I don’t get the extent of the drooling on here.

I would think it would be easier to hide it. In one case you’re just smoothing the image whereas in teh other you’re creating new details.

Am I the only one who doesn’t bother with FHM and Maxim type pictures? I think FHM was the worse of the two. They smooth things over so much that they don’t look like photographs so much as computer renderings. I don’t see the point.

FWIW, the before photoshop pictures are the ones on the right on that link. IMO at least. Look more closely at the ones on the left. Those have had things added to them to make them look worse. Cellulite dimples in an L shape? (Bottom row, left side.) C’mon!

Or, IMHO the most likely, the ones on the right are airbrushed for publication, but the ones on the left are not the originals, but Photoshopped for the web. The real originals might not be all arty and perfect, but I seriously doubt she would have posed for head shots with no makeup and the lighting, contrast and colors all weird, as the “before” pics indicate. I can take better pics than that with my 5 year old digital, for chrissakes.

Vida has nothing on Keyra Augustina. There is a video going around of her doing a butt dance on YouTube that will make you get religion, or at least stiffer than a rail spike. :smiley:

Oooh, I’d fap to that.

Well, at least my question has been answered. Vida Guerra was the butt in the crowd at an FHM shoot that had them all going. Good to know. I was thinking she might have been more like that Brazilian kiddie show TV hostess that also did R-rated nude photos – somebody whose fame got their butt seen, and whose butt furthered her fame.

More likely? Cellulite. But we’re not talking statistics here. In the United States alone, over a hundred woman have a one in a million butt. Ms Guerra, being a professional butt model, presumedly is one of those women.

About a year ago, somebody hacked into a cell phone and posted pictures of Guerra mooning the camera. Her butt was unblemished. And I doubt anyone would have photoshopped the pictures.

Yep, you’re right. A short google search took me to the hacked pics, and they’re as smooth as a …well, you know.

I don’t know if I’m relieved or not. It would have been nice to think that no woman really looks that good. sigh

I know someone who went to high school with Vida. Nothing to add, just wanted to point out that I am one degree of separation from that ass.

She has a highly photographed ass. An ass that size, with that much exposure, would keep an army of airbrush artists active 24/7.

That, my friends, is the ass that launched a thousand ships…

…or a thousand shits…whateva-.

…it is properly referred to as “dat” ass…

Sure, the Vida Guerra Airbursh Artist Butt Brigade. Thought everybody knew about them. Their motto: “We remove cottage cheese, so Vida’s butt will please.” Their logo … well, that’s a no-brainer.